Wayne what would intelligent alien life mean for your belief in God?

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  1. The Incorrigible Steel Burrito VII

    The Incorrigible Steel Burrito VII Well-Known Member

    Oct 19, 2014
    For the record, Christian Mingle ads were popping up on my right screen.....



    The philosophical discourse on the mathematical probability of "infinite space" is mind blowing. Suppose if space is infinite, there are infinite numbers of worlds, galaxies, "forevers", etc., so no two worlds should be alike. OR should there infinitely be so many worlds and galaxies that there are galaxies nearly identical to our own with every possible similarity except one minute difference (for example, carter has three more pubes) and the rest of the universe continues on in mirror of our own because.



    Right, there is evidence that this guy existed.

    There is evidence that a book was written by a bunch of dudes, with absolutely zero evidence to back up any of the back story.




    Wayne, the bible isn't evidence. Its a book. Saying its true because its from the bible doesn't make it true. That rhetoric only works when everybody in the dialogue has some buy in.


    I believe Jesus existed. I believe humans named the ball of energy that created the universe and mystifies us "god". I believe it exists and its consciousness is unfathomable and undefinable by our standards. I do not believe Jesus was the son of god. I believe he was a righteous dude. I do not believe Jesus is god. I do not understand this holy spirit concept. And I don't claim to be a Christian.

    I help the needy, I've housed the homeless, I am good to people and kind to strangers, and I believe in spreading positive energy. Aside from being a womanizing douche that doesn't call girls back, I have to think that if there is a heaven and St. Peter is sitting there judging people, he is going to look at that long line of murderous, judgmental, invasive, arrogant Christians in front of me, and then point to me and say "hey you, front of the line!"

    Jeez guys, this is a SURF forum. Lets stop talking about God...

    And get back to bashing Christianity, talking about my sex life, and beefing with new people.
     
  2. rcarter

    rcarter Well-Known Member

    Jul 26, 2009
    U2B for the freaking win!!!!!
     

  3. brewengineer

    brewengineer Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2011
    No. I do not. However, that doesn't mean that I won't entertain the idea of a creator, no matter how implausible that idea may be. Evolution has been shown on a genetic level, through fossil evidence, and even on a small scale through experimentation. How do you know a deity didn't create the process that allows evolution when he created the universe? Try and think outside the bible for once. It is completely ignorant to say all the answers are in the bible. Even the fuggin pope knows better than to make such close minded claims.
     
  4. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    This is turning out to be a really solid tread.
    Good OP by GitCarter to kick it off, while simultaneously revealing waynetheinsaaaane for the short tape loop that's playing on repeat ad nauseum in wti's noggin.
     
  5. Ronnie Mund

    Ronnie Mund Well-Known Member

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    Jul 6, 2012
    Gentleman, many good points were made, but let's remember what religion means to Wayne. Wayne is a former addict that needs jesus as a crutch. He is closed minded because he doesn't want to fall back on his old ways. Wayne has serious mental problems that according to his logic, were all gods plan. The guy is a lost cause and unfortunately he gives religious people a bad name/image. How can you really think that evolution is not happening?
     
  6. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
  7. The Incorrigible Steel Burrito VII

    The Incorrigible Steel Burrito VII Well-Known Member

    Oct 19, 2014

    Lets make love to some whores?
     
  8. Tlokein

    Tlokein Well-Known Member

    Oct 12, 2012
    I have found that many that do not believe in evolution simply cannot understand it, so they pick the simple answer. I've had Christians tell me that point blank, that they just can't understand it.

    I have a Christian friend at work and he was a non-believer in evolution and thought that the world is only 6k years old. He flat out told me that he just doesn't understand it all. I made him a deal, for every Ravi Zacharias podcast I listened to he had to listen to a video of my choosing. I've sent him some vids from Cosmos, etc., all that were very good for explaining these concepts in layman's terms. He's an open minded guy and has a brain and now he's accepted that evolution is real and the world is billions of years old, and doesn't see any conflict with his beliefs.

    And I've enjoyed the Ravi podcasts, he has some fresh perspectives on Christ.

    I don't think Wayne is capable of understanding it, so there's no point in trying to explain it. Same reason I don't discuss physics with my dogs.
     
  9. Ronnie Mund

    Ronnie Mund Well-Known Member

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    Jul 6, 2012
    Yes and yes
     
  10. Sandblasters

    Sandblasters Well-Known Member

    May 4, 2013
    who is to say god didnt create the aliens?
     
  11. Sandblasters

    Sandblasters Well-Known Member

    May 4, 2013
    most christians i know believe n evo....its pretty common sense.
     
  12. Riley Martin's Disgruntled Neighbor

    Riley Martin's Disgruntled Neighbor Well-Known Member

    Aug 22, 2012
    And on the 6th day, God rode his unicorn down to the earth he had just created over the past 5 days, and said this is good - I shall spread my truth to a very small group of chosen peoples because I do not care about the other peoples and in my infinite wisdom I shall already foresee that this action alone will cause death and destruction and these pitiful, weak minded beings will use this belief in me to kill one another for thousands and thousands of years.......... all for my enjoyment.
     
  13. Tlokein

    Tlokein Well-Known Member

    Oct 12, 2012
    I agree, but pretty much everyone I know that has denied evolution is a Christian and does it based on the bible.

    That's the only reason I used them as an example. Not saying Christians are idiots.
     
  14. Riley Martin's Disgruntled Neighbor

    Riley Martin's Disgruntled Neighbor Well-Known Member

    Aug 22, 2012
    On the 8th day God created Micah, who in turn created swellinfo, whose main purpose was to solve the worlds problems which were in turn created by god itself. God created Wayne on the 9th day just to frustrate reasonable beings with his mumbojumbo from the bible which is just a collection of heavily edited voodoo scratched out by cavemen who were afraid of the dark eventually used by the ruling class to gain more power and money.

    Have a great weekend buoys!
     
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  15. LazyE

    LazyE Well-Known Member

    Aug 6, 2014
    It seems to me intelligent life of any kind threatens the likes of Wayne.
     
  16. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    F'n Awesome!
     
  17. cepriano

    cepriano Well-Known Member

    Apr 20, 2012
    lol great post.i dont think humans are superior at all.we are a bunch of fuktards raping mother earth for crocs and a Pontiac.i watch the animal planet a lot lol,and the shyt u see some of these animals do is way more impressive than watching people.

    we are at the top of the foodchain because we kill everything before it can kill us.we understand each other,animals probably understand each other,but people rarely get along.just scroll through any thread on here lol.when u have people that share common interests,do the same thing(surf),live in the same area,probably know each other,and come on a computer and talk shyt to each other,that doesn't sound so intelligent now does it?that's just human nature,we are born to fight,to be a man.

    now as far as aliens lol,I find it highly offensive the term aliens.do u think those "people" call us aliens.do they think we are green,have pointy fingers,and weird looking heads with big eyes?to think there isn't another lifeform out there is retarded,earth is in a galaxy that is a grain of salt to the solar system.i had a planetarium in middle school,it was awesome lol.I don't believe in the whole ufo thing,thats just the air force testing new aircraft,but yea we got aliens,and they probably look at people like wayne and shake their head
     
  18. The Incorrigible Steel Burrito VII

    The Incorrigible Steel Burrito VII Well-Known Member

    Oct 19, 2014
    And on the 10th day, God was like, lets fu(k some whores.



    aliens from outer space are illegals.
     
  19. rcarter

    rcarter Well-Known Member

    Jul 26, 2009
    Cep I think most people look at Wayne and shake their heads. Other worldly beings (so as not to offend) woudl probably just vaporize his ass.
     
  20. juliaep

    juliaep Well-Known Member

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    Aug 18, 2011
    The only point of a "Wayne" thread is to lure Yankee into one of his rants and get him banned again. Otherwise, boring............
     
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