wazzup swellinfo

Intro thread here. All day I dream about Surfing! I've surfed all over New England, mostly Maine, NH and northern MASS. Some Cape Cod with the great white sharks. I've used this site for forecasting for some time, but only recently discovered the forum. Pretty funny stuff in here. And weird from time to time. Locals can be so dooshy. SUPs have a place; usually involving hot chicks in bikinis, or dogs, or a cooler full of light beer. Shortboarding is cool. Longboarding is cool if you walk the nose. Boogyboarding is cool, but usually if youre a chick with a thong. Handplaning, aliaing, and all that other hipster sh!t is kinda, well, hipster. G. A. Y. But I am not homophobic. I like everyone really, but sometimes use the G.a.Y word because back in the day it was funny, and still kinda is, and well, whatever, old habits die hard or not at all. I kook out at least once per session, but go for it in big waves. Its been a few years, but I have traveled to Hawaii, Costa Rica, Puerto Rico, Cali, and Marshfield for epic waves. I pee in my wetsuit. I sometimes like a buzzzon when I surf. Nothing cures a hangover like a dawn patrol sesh, especially after punching the clown and taking a few rips from the one htiter

So, pray for surf this weekend. Nothing says kookouk in nh more than a bunch of hipster locals and grumpy old guy playing grabassss at the only wave completely visable from 1a that is supposedly a sacred spot that beginner kooks, canadians, sups and kids are not allowed to go at. Ya Right Buddy

 

Wow, loaded questions. Here goes:
I throw my stuff in the water a lot. Sometimes at ski resort hot tubs. I know, that's gross, but who hasn't ever, at least once?
I can bench 150lbs 1 time. I don't like to lift heavy. Light weight, lotsa reps. That's what laird said. I think.
Yes I can swim.
I don't know what affliction or gay Harvey shirts are. But I do have a few aloha shirts for da kine ho he nalu Shaka bra.
I like sandbars- salz has a few good ones. Whoops.
I can't grow facial hair, but my bush is on the ragged side.
I only bite my elbow when I'm pulling in deep and need the extra leverage on steep late rye rox take offs. I sometimes bite my chick when we're getting it on, but not on her elbow. That's a weird question, by the way.
I will post a pic of my chick, once I figure how to do that from an iPhone.

Who likes some Tom Brady, Alana Blanchard, all the ESM girls, the Dude and the Dead all naked in the #Surf Sauna?

I do!

 

Jackie Treehorn! YES! Abide...

 

The cleavland steamer actually starts with a blumpkin. If you're lucky, you'll get the rusty trombone before giving the Alabama hot pocket