Week long surf recap slash venting therapy session

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by The Incorrigible Steel Burrito VII, Sep 3, 2016.

  1. The Incorrigible Steel Burrito VII

    The Incorrigible Steel Burrito VII Well-Known Member

    Oct 19, 2014
    Up here in Maine this little push gets a C+ at best. Evening crowds put a damper on things. As soon as I punched my clock at 5 it felt like the wave quality dropped dramatically. C+ might be generous. Perceptions are affected by the drought that preceded this little push. Rice cakes taste like steak when your starving.

    Monday through Wednesday it was steep and close outy. Crumby at the start then heavy closeouts. Na mean? Shorey sessions where you get steep barrels dumped on your head. No shoulders to work. Wave quality was garbage. Sunsets were nice. Long boarders were having fun. But after a drought like we had I wasn't interested in logging. Went to a less kooky spot too so the crowds were alright.

    Thursday evening was the orgasm of the push for me. The cams showed it firing all week in the mornings but I had work. Thursday night yielded some belly to chest high sets, and I ventured to the little sandbar that cranks at low tide that very few people surf at an otherwise very popular destination. (It's usually 20% smaller than the other side of the brag but punchy and hollow when it works, whereas the other side is flimsy quite often). It was there that I had my official wave of 2016. Buckets were thrown. Barrels were had. HOWEVER two paddleboarders with minimal experience got scared in the crowded section and came over to my sand bar. Fine. These were the cock dancers that go frontside regardless of which direction the wave is breaking. Then I paddle for a left and I see him going for it. I call him off. He is 13' away (arbitrary number but it seems right). He paddles anyway. He doesn't stop until I'm up. He jumps off and kicks his small vessel out at me. It hits my nose and I fall. I give him a wtf. He says he's sorry, he tried to get off. Police your foam bro. Put a damper on my mood. But the session was a great way to sign off on the summer. Thursday gets an A-

    Friday the surf looked like a dogs asshole a week after it died. Took a pass on scrapping for crumbles with Joey Kook and his 300 twins.

    Today I properly DP'ed. One of a few in the water as the sun came up. Freaky northern New England morning. Water started bubbling around me twice. Mild panic. Then the crowds came. Snaked by a paddle boarder who came back out and said good morning. I ignored him. He then said, we both could've gotten that wave. I said nay, actually it was mine. I was closer to the peak, it was a left, and you host to ride ur the wrong way. He said noted, and paddles away. 20 min later an a frame comes up. It's clearly mine. 20' off he shouts to the long boarder between us, "which way are you going?" "I'm no"t, he replies. (The diredtion its breaking is the only correct answer toolbox). "My left" I shout as I pick it up. I'm up. He is in front of me. He falls. His boat goes everywhere. I have to bail. Waves were slim pickins enough as it is today and now this guy wants to be my wave partner. Dude is oblivious. Rest of the session sucked. The crowd came in around 9 and it was standing room only. Paddleboarder had the audacity to say hi to me in the parking lot.

    Speaking of the parking lot, some trd from NH with a green Toyota pick up and NH plates left their dog in the car with no water. Kill yourself. I'm the guy that called the cops on you. A month ago before the baby was born, I would have left with a new dog and you would have a broken window. Loll yourself twice.

    The bigges plus was going home to the kiddo and having mama bear not be pissed that I surfed and came home at 9pm most nights with a newborn at home.

    No joke while in labor mama bear looks at me and says, as if she were possessed, "winter is coming". It can't get here soon enough.
     
    Last edited: Sep 3, 2016
  2. Kanman

    Kanman Well-Known Member

    732
    May 5, 2014
    Nice write up. Actually found some enjoyment in reading it. I had a similar week with a classic A- session and a completely dogged out one. Also, cannot stand for those who don't have respect to look both ways or follow the code. After getting dropped in on, I like to move to whichever side is the inside of them. Never get snaked twice...especially from a kook.
     

  3. Sandblasters

    Sandblasters Well-Known Member

    May 4, 2013
  4. Toonces

    Toonces Well-Known Member

    356
    Apr 25, 2016
    Sup'ers can eat my fuk.
     
  5. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    This belongs in the "Who's been surfing" thread. Now go kill yourself :cool:
     
  6. smitty517

    smitty517 Well-Known Member

    744
    Oct 30, 2008
    Good stuff. I had similar issues with SUPer on Tuesay here in MD. I started to lose my mind when I decided to do something different. I paddled over to the ocean sweeper and calmly asked if I could talk to him. The dude actually thanked me. He is a typical in lander that doesn't know crap. Wasn't dropping in to be ahole - he simply doesn't know the rules. Let's face it - these folks ain't going away thus there has to be some way to educate them. We could label them as having been advised of the rules. After training, all additional offenses will be dealt with in the appropriate (yet childish) ass whooping.
     
  7. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    I would rather just take out the .357 and end them there........
     
  8. beachbreak

    beachbreak Well-Known Member

    Apr 7, 2008
    This place was frustrating, not a good swell for here.
     
  9. cepriano

    cepriano Well-Known Member

    Apr 20, 2012
    same rules apply to surfing as they do driving.its just common sense.

    like when u say drop in,and they didn't know any better,its like if ur at a stop sign and and 18wheeler is coming,do u patiently wait like ur supposed to,or do u say fuk it I'm getting infront of him and get ran over and body parts stuck to the subframe of ur car.

    right of way lol,did these guys skip the education process of school,u know standing in line,waiting ur turn lol.i doont get it
     
  10. CaptJAQ

    CaptJAQ Well-Known Member

    386
    Jul 22, 2011
    Some people learned their etiquette from Rocket Power. "Party Wave!!!"
     
  11. McLovin

    McLovin Well-Known Member

    985
    Jun 27, 2010
    I'm finding myself more and more po'ed out in the water. Just the circumstances: work, timing, tide, conditions, crowds, winds, whatever

    East Coast surfers are probably the grouchiest of the bunch because of the above
     
  12. Zippy

    Zippy Well-Known Member

    Nov 16, 2007
    Fun, onshore and messy on Monday here in Maryland. Tuesday may have been the best surf I have seen in a year or two. Not big, maybe head high, but long peeling lines and pretty mellow crowds. My bing dharma was on fire! Wednesday was still fun but had a SE wobble to it that only increased throughout the day. Surfed the morning, went to work, then surfed low incoming virtually alone. Lots of local chop but the sets would rise out of it and were rippable.
     
  13. sigmund

    sigmund Well-Known Member

    Dec 7, 2015
    Yep. Crap swell. Only made slightly less crappy by the utter and complete lack of swell all summer. Highlight: watching 100 people surf happy Hampton on waves that could be best described as non-existent on Monday morning when the swell was supposed to hit, but hadn't actually come ashore yet.

    I had 2 sessions, one bordering on fun, and the other on my longboard, which bores me ****less to be honest.
     
  14. kidde rocque

    kidde rocque Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2016
    If it makes y'all feel any better, we have been suffering a similar fate out here on the opposite end of the continent.

    Had a few days of decent swell ruined because the lineup was filled with 50 Russian 20-somethings on those fvcking rubber Wavestorms and Gnaraloo's learning how to stand up by paddling straight to the peak, and paddling for every single wave whether iit was being ridden or not.

    No less than 4 times was I almost hit by these clowns paddling and splashing like maniacs while I was trying to avoid them on the paddle back out. One guy paddled straight for me in the whitewash, then lost his board an inch from my head as he flailed trying to stand up. I got about an inch from his face while I screamed at him, and his response was like listening to The Beatles White Album being played backward. Well what the hell do you say to that?

    Needless I say more, the sheer kookery put a severe damper on what normally would have been a fun day of surfing.

    Chin up buoys, Fall is coming. And I think it's gonna be a good one.
     
  15. beachbreak

    beachbreak Well-Known Member

    Apr 7, 2008
    Not the best i have seen in the past two years here in jersey. Not even the past two months.
     
  16. Zippy

    Zippy Well-Known Member

    Nov 16, 2007
    I guess "best" is a relative term. For me it was the combination of a mellow crowd, warm water, and fun waves after what I think was the worst summer in almost as long as I can remember
     
  17. beachbreak

    beachbreak Well-Known Member

    Apr 7, 2008
    It was crap here but obviously better south by you, yankee and vb/hatteras
     
  18. sixfootride

    sixfootride Member

    15
    Aug 3, 2016
    Is there an etiquette movie for them to watch? It gets scary when kooks get aggressive. I don't know their rules.
     
    Last edited: Sep 4, 2016
  19. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    Actually had a longboarder the other day tell me, if a wave comes through and you want it, just let me know and I'll back off. I think he felt bad for dropping in on me.
     
  20. your pier

    your pier Well-Known Member

    Dec 2, 2013
    Unc2b...I concur

    I only hit that 1st spot in winter usually

    Monday night at the other though, wtf at least 100 people on 4 peaks...Friday dp (actual dp) though was easily the most consistent session I've had in monnnths with only about 20 people out and two dooshy supers - I got aboot 20 waist-chest peelers rights and left in just under two hours - that was fun