well done

looks like the story thread went to shyt.Zach I don't know how to post after u lol,ur taking the story off topic.im thinking one thing to post,then I read ur skit on mis and I cant figure out what to post.

#writersblock
#belmarblues

 

Wow, that sure didn't come out right did it lol, i'll just shut up now....

 

Sounds like it didn't go in right either...

 

Guys, time to tie these all completely unrelated story lines together in an unsuspecting meeting or crossroads between all characters involved. I haven't had much time to contribute, but I will when I get a few minutes without being interrupted here.

 

It never does, one way road my friend, ok this is getting weird, so ummm... hey, about the Patriots

 

That would require the skill of an experienced fiction writer. It's ok to bring in cameos and change scenes if you have ideas of bringing them back together. I think guys were just trowing schitt out there. That's ok if it's still fun. We just need action. I brought MSW overseas and Levy/Abruzzi into the mix among many others. I'm serving you guys up alley-oops. You gotta jam them home.

 

OK. We got Blaster and Zach in Rhode I, armed with missile permits. The whole surfing world is converging on tiny little unsuspecting Rhodey. I have no idea what happens next.

 

Let's get a couple things straight:

The story went to Rhodey because of the offshore ledge featured in men's health or whatever mag the other day, not because of Ruggles. In the story tread, you can see the ledge from the breakers but there shouldn't be any cats staying on land. Everyone should paddle out!

MSW is who's got the missiles. If Blasters has some then they're for defense.

 

But Zach and Blaster want to stay off shore, surfin from their boat, so as not to set foot on soil north of the Mason Dixon Line.

The missiles could be for defense, but trigger fingers can get itchy..

 

I don't know, Billy, what do you suggest?

 

I see where this is going. The Blaster and crew were headed up to Rhodey to attack all the union surfers, but they didn't anticipate seeing MSW and the British Fleet. The only thing a confederate solider hates more than a yank is a Brit...... And the plot thickens.

Who is still in New Jersey? And is everyone but the obvious still alive?

 

We are long past Jerz bro. Roy is dead, Wayne is dead, and somehow Micah and 6 others are dead.

WAIT...DID SOMEONE KILL BETTY?!

 

IBC has to bail. Time to go tutor my grandson on HS Algebra. Later, y'all

 

Ok Bill. Tell your dealer we said hello.

 

Unfortunately, Betty was one of the 7 in the submarine and then the shark... But I supposed anything could happen.

 

Betty could come back from Davey Jones locker and turn into a natural event that blows up the British navy?

Do ya'll want an endgame yet?

Can Wayne be resurrected from the dead to die better?

What about Snookie? And Shred's Mom. Can they adopt a baby from West Africa?

 

Yes, I have had a couple of cold ones. Needed an attitude change after yesterdays candy store wave feast and this mornings payback.

 

that's gold right there.i cant keep up anymore im trying but u guys are taking it way off topic(Zach!!!!)lol.

 

Dude, I am trying to keep things glued together. Everyone is all in the same general area now. Anything could happen. You just blew up my G.D. Missile silo... That was a curve ball.... Take it and run with it. There is poop in the water and the British are still about to attack.

 

Just have it end with SJB waking up from his dream all covered in sweat after burning a spliff and passing out while watching teen mom. He then looks to his empty sack of sour diesel and the credits roll up the screen... (the end)