Wetsuite Fake Out

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by Moon dog, Apr 27, 2015.

  1. Moon dog

    Moon dog Well-Known Member

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    Dec 21, 2013
    Last night while I was getting pi$$ed off cause ole lady was snoring. Decided to check Monday's report long story short , decided to skip work and surf. Only problem was my was hanging in the living room, so while I was getting my board saw last year's suite up with the old down with the New. Scored waves this AM won't know if ruse worked til ole lady gets home.
     
  2. ClemsonSurf

    ClemsonSurf Well-Known Member

    Dec 10, 2007
    Not really sure what that was all about but I used to hang my wetsuite in unsuspecting areas to scare roommates and friends when they saw some dark figure hanging around.
     

  3. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    Umm, does anyone really have to justify to a spouse that you are going surfing...?
    If so, change spouse, no matter how big the boobies......or the purse.
     
  4. ClemsonSurf

    ClemsonSurf Well-Known Member

    Dec 10, 2007
    o barry
     
  5. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    No. Make that O boobies.
     
  6. illuminite

    illuminite Well-Known Member

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    Apr 3, 2014
  7. kidrock

    kidrock Well-Known Member

    Aug 1, 2010
  8. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
  9. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    I will admit, I have had mornings where I forgot I was in the water the day before, open my shower curtain, and almost schit at the sight of the big black guy my shower...then I realise it's my wetsuite
     
  10. DonQ

    DonQ Well-Known Member

    Oct 23, 2014
    The messed up part MD, is that she did realize it and won't say anything and use that ammo for her next showdown with you. Might be better to man up and stand up for your rights!
     
  11. EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

    Apr 16, 2013
    That posts smacks of disappointment when you discovered it was only your suite.

    Not that there's anything wrong with that.
     
  12. Towelie

    Towelie Well-Known Member

    Nov 27, 2014
    Do you make the black guy leave while you shower or let him watch and splash soap foam on him playfully?
     
  13. nynj

    nynj Well-Known Member

    Jul 27, 2012
    Thats funny... I used to hang my suite from a low branch of a tree in front of my mothers house. She walked out one night and thought I was hanging from the tree and screamed... I felt bad, but it was hilarious.
     
  14. EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

    Apr 16, 2013
    Scarecrouwe
     
  15. Moon dog

    Moon dog Well-Known Member

    151
    Dec 21, 2013
    Wanted to see if I am still slick. Last one I pulled on her was the new board in the old bag.
     
  16. worsey

    worsey Well-Known Member

    Oct 13, 2013
    really? i thot his post smacked of HUMOR.
     
  17. EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

    Apr 16, 2013
    Bro. You apparently didn't get the HUMOUR in MY post then. Too bad it went over your head.

    Keep being weird baddy lol
     
  18. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    I know, bc at first I think it's my tall friend who's really awesome.

    I let him watch, but I ensure he doesn't get soapy, as it is detrimental to his skin. And bc I have special soape for my Acute Contact Dermititis.

    Lolz, arboursuite.