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Let's keep this sonofawhorin' thread alive.

 

No sonofawhorin' yuppie make me late for a bean suppah.

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ok cept idk what sur chico is.

 

Contrived?

Ah, you so wong there. Jesus Christ,(sorry Wayne) I wrote each post of The Seldom Seen Christmas Special off-the-top-of-my-head in 5-10 minutes.

You couldn't be more wrong. Yeah, I have a SWELLINFO notebook I carry with me to jot down ideas. Hell, I'm never on the place for but a few months at a time anyhows.

Let me tell you a story Metard.

New Jersey can create characters. Even our chess nerds are insane. Just recently in Dumant or Dumont, New Jersey, a Bergen County 10-year-old jumped from a second story window after losing a match of chess. Apparently, compounding the sting of defeat was the fact that his opponent didn't say, "checkmate," before taking the victim's king. That kind of set-him-off.

I'm not making this up. Ax Baddy. He probably read it, too.

And this wasn't the first time. After losing another match this past December, the victim held his thumb and forefinger a half-an-inch apart and claimed, "I'm this close to jumping out that window."

These are chess nerds.

In New Jersey.

 

quoting Nietzsche here makes no sense....... unless your girls slit is the abyss?

 

BLAM!!!! alright, MIS is "en fuego"!!!

 

That's a BIG slit man!

 

"Staring into the abyss of your mom's butt..." Bwahahahahaaaa, I couldn't resist.

 

It's Friday you mothertruckin' sonsa*****hes!

Dis cracka irie, let's bring this ish back!

My girlfriend is hotter and surfs better than all you fockas!!!!


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Look at BBBBByrne dance kiddd!


Rock out with your cock out!

 

My girlfriend makes better minute rice than all you losers!

 

4'-10" and 95lbs, maybe you could hit up Adiano de Souza for some hand me downs @ https://twitter.com/mineirinhosurf

 

Top o' th' marnin' shelldonè. Höw is your tall friend doing these däys? I understand he has located a fine wetsuite to åccomodaté his vertical süperiority.

 

O Valhallalla

Top o' the marnin to you sir! He's doing quite well actually, thank you for asking. He found a suite, is shredding on the daily, and is very happy with his girlfriend.

I like your letters, is that bc your message was sent from Google Glass?

message sent from outdated work PC

 

Na breh. I use my iWatch 8. It is very èürö-çentric. My tall friend got it for me. He is looking for a better girlfriend at this time. Good to hear that your tall friend is well.

Sent from my iWatch 8.

 

Damn dood this guy has the iWatch 8. Fn A brah