We've All Been There

Yes, Billy. Hit that.

Great post. Great message. Great PSA.

FLY A BANNER FOR FEEDING HUNGRY WAHINES

 

btdt

 

Deets/pics/vids or it didn't happen brahhh

 

List the pro s and cons again?

 

Don't get involved with surfer girls. Where would you go to get away from her? My wife can't swim a lick. Married 30+ years.

 

if her labia resembles a set of baloney curtains or a hatchet wound, then I vote "No".

 

If you can whiff tuna fish & it ain't lunch time;
If you withdraw & there's chunks of cottage cheese on your cutlass (well, it's actually too late at that point);
If she says something to the effect of she really, really loves giving head;
If she says yes use every orifice she's got;
then you have a winner in the form of a loser.

But I'd also vote 'no.'

 

Haha, I totally know that chick.

 

there's nothing wrong with a wetsuit-on-wetsuit dry hump sesh

 

Does a bear sh*t in the woods? Does Stevie Wonder? Is Marvin Gaye?

 

blue waffle ahoy

 

make sure you use sex wax if you intend to ride her

 

Wrap it up, B!

 

same advice i give to the younger guys i work with:
don't **** where you eat.

it'll go south eventually, & not in the fun way, & then you'll run into her in the water, or she'll start calling/texting you to check the waves for her. more trouble/hassle than it's worth, esp. if all your bros have tapped it...****ing her would be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.
&, really, do you LIKE the idea of sticking your manly bits into a cave where many others have recently been? might as well share condoms...

 

I hope you guys aren't implying a little whoring around is a bad thing. It seems this young lady falls into a category I once called a "healer". If you know you have the golden ticket, wait until you're success rate is in a slump then complement her cutback. Keep it friendly and don't get into a bar fight for her.

 

I'll add this: the fact that you're on the SI Forum of Wisdom, and you're seeking sage counsel & advice as to whether to contribute to your local sperm receptacle means either you're 15 years old or you're badly in need of experience.

You, I think, may be both.

So, like a wave, get on it/she & if it/she closes out on you, then just deal with those asspects.

Check back with the Forum crew in a month for treatment advice for your std.

 

The medical advice on here is always premo.

 

haaaa

 

Why do you care that your friends all did her? She has 2 other holes.