We've All Been There

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by StickyHandz, Oct 19, 2014.

  1. StickyHandz

    StickyHandz Member

    16
    Oct 15, 2014
    The question is, do I make a move on the local surf girl or no?
    All my bros have been all up in there. Repeatedly. She gets passed around like a bowl of nachos. Actually, most guys in general have smashed that.

    Its my turn right?

    I think if I went for the kill, the 'hotdog in my wetsuit' would go away and I'll be able to surf again.

    Her cutback is so smooth . . . Just thinking about it . . . Boing :cool:
     
  2. EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

    Apr 16, 2013
    Yes, Billy. Hit that.

    Great post. Great message. Great PSA.

    FLY A BANNER FOR FEEDING HUNGRY WAHINES
     

  3. metard

    metard Well-Known Member

    Mar 11, 2014
  4. EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

    Apr 16, 2013
    Deets/pics/vids or it didn't happen brahhh
     
  5. dave

    dave Well-Known Member

    418
    Dec 11, 2008
    List the pro s and cons again?
     
  6. chicharronne

    chicharronne Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2006
    Don't get involved with surfer girls. Where would you go to get away from her? My wife can't swim a lick. Married 30+ years.
     
  7. kidrock

    kidrock Well-Known Member

    Aug 1, 2010
    if her labia resembles a set of baloney curtains or a hatchet wound, then I vote "No".
     
  8. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    If you can whiff tuna fish & it ain't lunch time;
    If you withdraw & there's chunks of cottage cheese on your cutlass (well, it's actually too late at that point);
    If she says something to the effect of she really, really loves giving head;
    If she says yes use every orifice she's got;
    then you have a winner in the form of a loser.

    But I'd also vote 'no.'
     
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  9. kidrock

    kidrock Well-Known Member

    Aug 1, 2010
    Haha, I totally know that chick.
     
  10. FUN

    FUN Well-Known Member

    830
    Aug 28, 2014
    there's nothing wrong with a wetsuit-on-wetsuit dry hump sesh
     
  11. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    Does a bear sh*t in the woods? Does Stevie Wonder? Is Marvin Gaye?
     
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  12. NJ glide

    NJ glide Well-Known Member

    867
    Jun 8, 2013
    blue waffle ahoy
     
  13. 252surfer

    252surfer Well-Known Member

    Dec 1, 2010
    make sure you use sex wax if you intend to ride her
     
  14. Koki Barrels

    Koki Barrels Well-Known Member

    Aug 14, 2008
  15. njsurfer42

    njsurfer42 Well-Known Member

    Nov 9, 2009

    same advice i give to the younger guys i work with:
    don't **** where you eat.

    it'll go south eventually, & not in the fun way, & then you'll run into her in the water, or she'll start calling/texting you to check the waves for her. more trouble/hassle than it's worth, esp. if all your bros have tapped it...****ing her would be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.
    &, really, do you LIKE the idea of sticking your manly bits into a cave where many others have recently been? might as well share condoms...
     
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  16. ClemsonSurf

    ClemsonSurf Well-Known Member

    Dec 10, 2007
    I hope you guys aren't implying a little whoring around is a bad thing. It seems this young lady falls into a category I once called a "healer". If you know you have the golden ticket, wait until you're success rate is in a slump then complement her cutback. Keep it friendly and don't get into a bar fight for her.
     
  17. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    I'll add this: the fact that you're on the SI Forum of Wisdom, and you're seeking sage counsel & advice as to whether to contribute to your local sperm receptacle means either you're 15 years old or you're badly in need of experience.

    You, I think, may be both.

    So, like a wave, get on it/she & if it/she closes out on you, then just deal with those asspects.

    Check back with the Forum crew in a month for treatment advice for your std.
     
  18. jettyface

    jettyface Well-Known Member

    180
    Aug 5, 2009
    The medical advice on here is always premo.
     
  19. HighOnLife

    HighOnLife Well-Known Member

    Jun 3, 2014
    haaaa
     
  20. ChavezyChavez

    ChavezyChavez Well-Known Member

    Jun 20, 2011
    Why do you care that your friends all did her? She has 2 other holes.