We've All Been There

That's a hard one. You could club her over the head and hope for amnesia. Or she could have an "accidental" traumatic experience in the ocean. For a nominal fee, I know a guy.....

 

I would never do that.

Psst, PM me. The sooner the better.

 

There's a reason that spicoli hasn't chirped in on this thread: he, Opie, never gets laid so he's busy taking notes & trying to get this skank's number.

 

Be sure to use protection.
In the 13th century, the Moslems used a goat's lower intestine as a condom.
The British later refined this practice by removing it from the goat first.

 

This whole thread is prophetic.

I wish I knew how to quote the thread about dudes coaching newbs on going for it on doh days: "Go hard, don't hesitate, pull in...", " you might eat it but it's worth it when you pull it off", etc.

Of all the wisdom I'm going to side with:

Whatever you do thou, don't cuddle. DO NOT CUDDLE. Fact: sluts will cuddle with anyone who doesn't run. Just finish up, blow her a kiss, shut the trunk, push the car into a lake, and go home.

 

I was the first Sweller to respond to dis tread and had 2 of the first 3 responses. Basically, seconding the notion and adding to the momentum. I've been ripping it up in the desert since Friday and headed to SoCal in the morn, so you can taste it brahhh. Wahines out the wazoo everywhere with 71F water while you push your HOTY14 cause back in DC brahhhhh

Don't hate. Fornicate.

 

Hahahaha!! That was funny as schit

 

So, did you do her?

 

at some point you start looking for nice girls rather than just girls that are DTF. At what point is that? You have to decide for yourself.

From the description, forget wrapping it up, I wouldn't even drink after her.

 

would it make a difference if everyone on here, or at least a few guys... have banged the $hit out of that smut? seriously... my old employer told me a long time ago...

"IT'S NOT YOUR GIRL, IT'S YOUR TURN"

 

Posted in another thread, but the OP keed needs to memorize this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKWmFWRVLlU

 

Having pretty girlfriends is good, but sooner or later she's gonna want to talk to you.

 

How has no one picked apart this post? Holy hell. DP: please tell me you're not speaking from experience regarding the eating of the hand post-finger blasting. I'd be scarred for life if a broad pulled that move. Then again, it's probably a great litmus test to determine whether or not to insert your other parts.

 

Why don't you and the whole crew just spit roast that slut? Lube her up and bang all night man.

 

HAHAHA I was being a bit dramatic to illustrate a point, one time I picked up this rando waitress / bartender at the local Green Iguana (bar), took her home and got busy before I could even remember her name, next thing you know as i'm putting my hand down there I realize this thing could swallow my arm whole!

Now, I was drunk and looking to score, so against my better judgement I hit it. Only problem was it felt like I swinging a hula hoop around my c*ck it was so loose. To add insult to injury I allowed her back once or twice more before realizing she was a coke head and probably would have given me something if I continued playing Russian & Roulette with my schlong.

I can't really say for sure why I hit it anyways, other than the fact that I rationalized it was better than J-ing off that night and I was impaired beyond belief it just seemed fun at the time. Good news is I didn't contract anything and I didn't lose my hand or wang in her.

 

I think this might be the book Zach was talking about

 

C'mon we shouldn't be talking abooooooooooooot Stankee's mom like this!!! lol

 

respect. nothing brings friends(or office employees) together like a good gang bang.