What are you listening to?

In case you haven't noticed, Zippy doesn't give a flying (pun intended) f*ck about your new obsession with pidgeons.

 

No you weren't

 

There be some sort of irony wherein The Millennial Troll and The Hag Troll have found one another.

Only on SI Yee Olde Fourume.

 

Classic: the tina votes for TOOL. 'In its own image.' Couldn't make this stuff up. What a feeb the kid is.

 

Hey awesome! You haven't talked about me in this threads yet, I knew you couldn't resist. Can you chant my name here too?

 

Quote Originally Posted by Towelie View Post
Ah I'm a total PENDEJO, no doubt

 

To clarify, not in route to my house, but to the surf. Said surfer has since reported back with the update, as well, and it was fun to listen to, indeed. Since then, I have located my best pigeon video, thus far, other than that Pigeon Lady's video, lol. I have only made it through the first alphabetical letter, and I liked the "Ancient" whatever it was called, the best; however, I will pick a favorite pigeon, when I have finished watching it. I did learn that some of you Yankees up there are SERIOUS about racing these lil critters (a 350 miles race).

[video=youtube;hAwTaJIa-tE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAwTaJIa-tE[/video]

 

Just go away, old hag. You're the one who won't STFU about anything, you won't close that gash below your nose, you believe that you're an expert on everything butt you're a yahoo prole with a keyboart.

This is a surfing Forume. The trolls like you & tina need to vamoose. Let us get back to surf trek reports. surfing pics, all things surfing. You're a waste of oxygen.

 

Will have to wait upon that, until I return home; meanwhile, I will have to watch that video once again, because there were quite a few beauties in there!

 

BAN BAN BAN
the non-surfing hag troll who inserts her mindless moron posts & jacks every tread.

 

This one is rare (edit: to Singapore), as well as beautiful, and set to relaxing music:

[video=youtube;7MDF-fkBgkk]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MDF-fkBgkk[/video]

 

[video=youtube;4bXupeslbjU]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bXupeslbjU[/video]

 

If you were to look at the comments here with no knowledge of who is who then one would think you're doing exactly what you're accusing your arch enemies of doing. It's ironic to think about what all of you haters here have said ( and you know it when you're full of hate) about one another with empty accusations and useless banter on some web forum that bitterly the smallest amount of the population uses. But in the end you are amusing and i am glad i don't get consumed with all the rhetoric that fills your day so , post on my inter web amigos I have had 3 excellent days of surf down here in central fl 3 very different days and each one a treasure.

 

Good morning, Antoine! I am still awakening, reheating my first cup of hot cocoa, and I have a roaring fire going within my fireplace, being the lil pyro I sometimes happen to be, combined with the fact that it is blooming FREEZING up here!!!! If these water pipes did indeed burst up here, I am blaming that crazy Yankee, because I drifted to sleep listening to that pretty music last night, completely forgetting to set all the faucets to dripping, errrr. Yankee is just a typical male, meaning that his brain is incapable of easily mutli-tasking, unlike my female brain, which easily mutli-tasks. I can think of critters and surf, as well as mega other things, at the same time, but he can only think of one thing at a time...tis not his fault.

And to make matters worse, I awakened to dog doo doo on the floor. One of these two little dogs I adopted while traveling did his business overnight, directly atop my beautiful flooring. It is all because my ankle kept me immobile for so very long; thus, I am back to potty training him. You will have to help me turn them into lil surfer dogs...can't wait to introduce them to surf, and they are going to learn to love it, whether they want to, or not!


I have since learned that pigeons and doves are of the same family, Columbidae. I learned that via a comment within this video, set to nice music.

[video=youtube;WaveOtjX-mU]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WaveOtjX-mU[/video]

^EDIT: and I believe these are doves, not "pigeons".

 

what is that old saying about trusting something that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die??

 

Oh wow! Thank you so much! We here simple-minded males of SI are so lucky to have you as our beacon of knowledge! You're like an owl with a graduation cap on, so smart so wise! I'm going to apologize to you for everyone here on the forum, because clearly we are all TOO STUPID to understand the mental gymnastics that you perform on a daily basis to bring us such quality content! WE R SORY! I can now go back and watch 5 hours worth of pigeon focking documentaries with a newfound appreciation! Thank you! And you've been so gracious to us, it really isn't our fault that we can only focus on one thing at a time, WE R SO DUM! But I hope you understand that we will ALL make a concerted effort to be more open minded LIKE YOU!

Regards,

-The SwellInfo Team

 

Pssshhhh, seven days? My first menstrual cycle lasted an entire 18 days. I remember going to the nurses station at school, wasn't exactly sure what was going on, and the nurse gave me this SERIOUSLY oversized maxi-pad (it was all the nurse had in stock, which in hindsight, was ridiculous). As tiny as I am, that thing was everywhere! It was truly horrifying, because I felt like everyone in the school could hear and actually see that massive maxi-pad through my nicely tailored skirt, and I felt like a duck waddling down the hallway back to class! Fortunately, they never lasted that long, after that, but talk about brutal; you men have it so easy, that you should learn to stop complaining about every little thing in life...

[video=youtube;4TY_Q5ns4k4]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TY_Q5ns4k4[/video]

 

Cool story dude.