What do all you surfers arm yourselves with?

Discussion in 'East Florida' started by MY SAVIOR, Jun 11, 2014.

What do you arm yourself with?

Poll closed Jun 16, 2014.
  1. Gun

    13 vote(s)
    30.2%
  2. Gun and BIBLE

    8 vote(s)
    18.6%
  3. BIBLE

    6 vote(s)
    14.0%
  4. Nonsense

    16 vote(s)
    37.2%
  1. Slashdog

    Slashdog Well-Known Member

    May 22, 2012
    Gaff's board is gorgeous, but ... Lord Humongus for the f*ckin win!!

    Damn I wanna watch Road Warrior now...

    ANYWAY. Baddy Trailer, +1.

    And. All you gun nuts. Are f*ckin pussies.

    Every gun nut I know can't fight for sh*t.

    The saddest part of this thread is the fact that the OP is making more sense than many others.

    P.S. I think Emass died in Alabama
     
  2. worsey

    worsey Well-Known Member

    Oct 13, 2013
    doubt it. had this happened he would have posted about it.
     

  3. Sandblasters

    Sandblasters Well-Known Member

    May 4, 2013
    I arm myself with a sponge with a dixie flag and pot leaf on it.
     
  4. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    Just spewed my caffeine beverage after reading this, followed closely by Slash's first line.
    HOF PLAT! The Seen is The Man!
     
  5. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    As the poll results continue to demonstrate, rational humans prefer rational solutions & not Bronze Age gibberish.
     
  6. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    Shoots thanks fellers, I just felt like it was such an appropriate message.

    Wayne, you've caused enough violence here. Give us your gasoline, give us your oil, and just walk away. If you leave we will spare all your lives.
     
  7. metard

    metard Well-Known Member

    Mar 11, 2014
    rofl

    so true
     
  8. metard

    metard Well-Known Member

    Mar 11, 2014
  9. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    Too funny man HAHAHA
     
  10. zach619

    zach619 Well-Known Member

    Jan 21, 2009
    Yikes, Clint Eastwood.
     
  11. MichaelJR

    MichaelJR Well-Known Member

    941
    May 4, 2014
    BK? Brooklyn?

    You don't know any gun nuts. You live in a nanny start that thinks you need a babysitter and can't handle the responsibility.

    As for being pussies, dude please. Again, as I said, you clearly don't know a single gun nut. I call BS.


    And...good question. Where the f*** is emass.
     
  12. zach619

    zach619 Well-Known Member

    Jan 21, 2009
    Don't you mean: then you stashed the cash and the zip of hashish enormous in your trunk and paddled back out on the board he just traded you, no?
     
  13. zach619

    zach619 Well-Known Member

    Jan 21, 2009
    I told him not to eat the shrimp and to stay the &^%$ out of the gulf man... Strike One and Strike Two. If some towny girl took him home, they are probably both dead from the "gulf shivers". That was strike three.

    He should have watched that damn VICE show like I told him. Coastal Alabama is a dangerous place.
     
  14. zach619

    zach619 Well-Known Member

    Jan 21, 2009
    So, I guess bibles and guns aren't such a bad combination.... kidding. But for real, this poll is frightening
     
  15. worsey

    worsey Well-Known Member

    Oct 13, 2013
    heres' what you're lacking in education and life experience

    1) watch the evening news from any major city sunday morning; specifically the firearms
    (legal or not) body count. violence is the opposite of peace.
    2) re choice you ARE NOT FREE to engage in different rules for different sexes. if jesus is your
    pal you might mention to him that he's getting creamed on this issue.
    3) an education in science - which you may not have - involves an understanding of the
    method of critical thinking. sorry to be bearer of bad news but darwin didn't mean to kill
    god; it was just something that happened along the way.

    by buying into baloney belief systems YOU are taking the easy way out so heres' the
    enlightenment you desire. eat humble pie seasoned with education and life experience.

    and, if you feel like barfing, heres' another pill. i am a card carrying member of the NRA
    who thinks BARACK OBAMA is a good man and a good president.
     
  16. HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI

    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI Well-Known Member

    Sep 17, 2013
    talk about critical thinking fails, ALL presidents are puppets, and politics are pro wrestling for semi literate adults, seems like you need to do some thinking, try doing it critically

    man is the most dangerous predator, BY FAR and when seconds count the police are just minutes away, NOT having a gun in a dangerous area is irresponsible.

    guns dont kill people...PEOPLE KILL PEOPLE

    [video=youtube;seH3bsymNJ4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=seH3bsymNJ4[/video]

    violent crime is Britain IS HIGHER than it is here, they just use different weapons since guns are 'illegal'

    gun crime has never been lower in America (as a %)

    I am not Pro gun packing heat to the gills, I am ANTI STUPID
     
  17. MichaelJR

    MichaelJR Well-Known Member

    941
    May 4, 2014
    The 'body count' typically consists of gang members and criminals either gunning each other down, or messing with the wrong good person and punching out early. Win win. Criminals don't follow the law, no feel good happy policy will change that. The only thing that stops criminals from being criminals....typically....is a jail sentence or a bullet. I prefer the latter, it cost the tax payers less. Rehabilitation is BS. A perpetual culture of violence in criminal circles will always exist.

    Thankfully, our crime and murder rate has never been lower. Damn those facts.

    Jesus isn't my pal, I'm an atheist Libertarian. I'm just saying, your opinion is just as valuable as theirs. This double standard you're perpetuating is just as bad as the other end.

    Education in science? I'm in school for the long haul doing anesthesia. Don't talk to me about science. I'm fully aware. My education will be topping 8 years when I'm done.

    If you think Obama is a good president and a good man, let's run down the list:
    1) NDAA
    2) Expansion of patriot act
    3) The most opaque administration in history
    4) Half of his admin has been held in contempt, and took congress about as serious as nothing at all
    5) Bypassing congress daily
    6) Perpetuating a police and surveillance state
    7) Fast and Furious
    8) Eric Holder is still in office (in times past, he would more than likely be in jail)
    I can keep going. Your blind faith in him is scary man.

    I'm not friend of Bush. I voted Ron Paul first, Gary Johnson second. I can't stand him. Obama is worse on paper. Much worse. But hey, if you're fine with the constitution being used as toilet paper...

    As for you being a card carrying member of the NRA, cancel it. You're the problem.
     
  18. brewengineer

    brewengineer Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2011
    Meh, religion and politics in one thread. No thanks.
     
  19. MY SAVIOR

    MY SAVIOR Well-Known Member

    259
    Feb 21, 2014
    Have no gas in the van always says 0 miles to empty. As for oil take it to Walmart every 10,000 miles for a change. Not going anywhere and as long is it is thundering and lightening will sit in front of the computer. Unless my kids want to do some homeschool. Hey BTW long range GFS has a storm brewing late next week. What do yall think?
     
  20. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    Every rainstorm this year has had torrential downpours, like tropical type sh!t. In my opinion there is ample evidence of weather intensification regionally. Not just the rain either.