What do we look like?

verrry nice

 

Lol

 

Zzzzzzzzz

 

So, are you saying that's you at the lip or you about to get smashed in the impact zone or you're not in that photo at all but you wish that you were the guy at the lip?

 

Neither or none. Just a cool pic of a friend on a recent surf trip .I thought we were just posting stuff anywhere we want nowadays?

 

As predicted.

 

One of me paddling back out after a wave, looking to the horizon.

 

looks like a nice clean wave.

TBH, I've always imagined FL as being painfully flat. One of my old surfing buddies got stationed there with the Air Force and it was enough to make him quit surfing.

I'd like to think that I've got a little more patience than that lol. Anyways, looks fun.

 

Things have changed...."global warming", dude....didn't you know??

 

If I recall, this was New Years Day 2015. Your imagination isn't completely wrong, it can definitely get painfully flat, but there are rideable waves about 200 days a year. Quality will vary, this being one of the better days.

 

That aboot sums up NJ as well. And pretty much the whole East Coast, except for the Outer Banks.

Interesting the difference between South Jersey, (Cape May County), Central Jersey (Ocean County) and North Jersey (Monmouth County). North Jersey gets the heaviest waves... Central has the best consistency... South has the least consistency and smallest average surf.

I imagine Florida is very different North to South, too.

 

For sure. I was more referring to CFL / NFL, but if you take into account SFL and the entire Gulf coast, you have a ton of coastline with lots of setups and swell windows. I would bet there is a rideable wave somewhere in FL on almost any given day. It’s a big place.

 

Palm Beach County is very different north to south. North of Palm Beach island / Singer Island the water gets colder and murkier, and the waves are bigger and more consistent. But big north swells get blown or maxed out until you get further south like Reef Road in Palm Beach, Delray Beach south end, or Jap Rock in Boca. Traffic sucks everywhere, but lots better access the further north you go. Boca and Boynton Beach get the best south wind choppe. Four inlets, lots of variety, and soon...KELLY'S WAVE POOL ($9678 per hour).

 

You heard any news recently on Kelly's pool Dogg? Heard it was going to be up here in Jupiter Farms but haven't heard anything new recently. I take some guys that work for me up to Typhoon Lagoon every May and rent it out for a night. I would be willing to pay more to have it at Kelly's wave and save the drive and get a wayyy better wave.

 

And you can stop in for an Asian massage while there!! Say "hi" to Robert Kraft for me when you do!!

 

A good surf shop is right next door to that massage joint. I walked by it so many times without knowing. I'm so naive! (insert a post by Lance cutting and pasting the last sentence and attaching it to a liberal meme below)

 

I just kinda assume that every Asian massage parlor is a rub-n-tug, and that at least one girl is in there trying to pay off her passage.

Pretty sure that this bust was politically motivated.

What would happen if we deported all the illegal Asians? Would handjobs go for $500? And would avocados go up to $10?

 

Too funny man, but true, so true.

 

Politically motivated, how so? Seems like republican on republican crime. Do you mean the Sheriff and JPD trying to make a name for themselves?