What do we look like?

Discussion in 'Mid Atlantic' started by Zeroevol, Jun 21, 2017.

  1. Kyle

    Kyle Well-Known Member

    Sep 9, 2011
    You heard any news recently on Kelly's pool Dogg? Heard it was going to be up here in Jupiter Farms but haven't heard anything new recently. I take some guys that work for me up to Typhoon Lagoon every May and rent it out for a night. I would be willing to pay more to have it at Kelly's wave and save the drive and get a wayyy better wave.
     
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  2. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Well-Known Member

    Nov 19, 2018
    And you can stop in for an Asian massage while there!! Say "hi" to Robert Kraft for me when you do!!
     

  3. Kyle

    Kyle Well-Known Member

    Sep 9, 2011
    A good surf shop is right next door to that massage joint. I walked by it so many times without knowing. I'm so naive! (insert a post by Lance cutting and pasting the last sentence and attaching it to a liberal meme below)
     
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  4. La_Piedra

    La_Piedra Well-Known Member

    Oct 9, 2017
    I just kinda assume that every Asian massage parlor is a rub-n-tug, and that at least one girl is in there trying to pay off her passage.

    Pretty sure that this bust was politically motivated.

    What would happen if we deported all the illegal Asians? Would handjobs go for $500? And would avocados go up to $10?
     
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  5. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    Too funny man, but true, so true.
     
  6. Kyle

    Kyle Well-Known Member

    Sep 9, 2011
    Politically motivated, how so? Seems like republican on republican crime. Do you mean the Sheriff and JPD trying to make a name for themselves?
     
  7. La_Piedra

    La_Piedra Well-Known Member

    Oct 9, 2017
    Not sure. Usually a massage parlor gets taken down because someone is watching somebody else. There was immediate talk about other big names, then it got real quiet in a big hurry. I don't believe that Kraft was frequenting some random handy, it's probably a place where the affluent have had a measure of discretion.

    Something doesn't pass the sniff test here. And sometimes political motivation goes beyond the ol' Blue Vs Red thing, ya know what I mean?

    Or maybe the Mamasan was cheating on her taxes and some local yocal opened up a can of worms.

    It's all political
     
  8. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    I recalled wrong, after further review it was actually New Years Day 2018, but for some reason the computer stored the pics with my 2015 files.
     
  9. sisurfdogg

    sisurfdogg Well-Known Member

    Jun 17, 2013
    The surfshop owner next door is a big time Dem and set the whole thing up. You can tell Don I said so LOL
     
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  10. sisurfdogg

    sisurfdogg Well-Known Member

    Jun 17, 2013
    My buddy Frog contacted them they said it's gonna be $9K plus per hour. He told me he's planning on going there with his hydrofoil unannounced and offer lessons for free sessions. If anyone can pull it off it's Froggy.
     
  11. nopantsLance

    nopantsLance Well-Known Member

    Aug 15, 2016
    What do we look like?
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  12. nopantsLance

    nopantsLance Well-Known Member

    Aug 15, 2016
    Kyle Xlll
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    A good surf shop is right next door to that massage joint. I walked by it so many times without knowing. I'm so naive!
     
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  13. nopantsLance

    nopantsLance Well-Known Member

    Aug 15, 2016
    capecodcdog
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    went on a 1.5 mile walk (x2) with wife, to a chill place "surfanista cafe"
     
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  14. La_Piedra

    La_Piedra Well-Known Member

    Oct 9, 2017
    Isn't that Higgins from Magnum PI lol
     
  15. Kyle

    Kyle Well-Known Member

    Sep 9, 2011
    Holy crap, 9k?! Typhoon Lagoon is around $1200 an hour, looks like Orlando it's gonna stay.
     
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  16. sisurfdogg

    sisurfdogg Well-Known Member

    Jun 17, 2013
    You should see the new and improved "Higgie" in the updated 2019 Magnum PI series

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  17. capecodcdog

    capecodcdog Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2012
    Hilarious pic. Fortunately the fashion police in my life would not let me out of the house like that. Lol.

    But the photo confirms the bizarre diversity in taste and that beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

    The gray socks are killing me. Dude should of at least gone Don Johnson.
     
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  18. beachbreak

    beachbreak Well-Known Member

    Apr 7, 2008
    Whoa whoa whoa...whoa... Monmouth is soft. We go to squan, the branch, the hook when the beachbreaks, pier, bayhead, jenks are out of control.
    You would not be god if you ever once admitted you were wrong. Just this once.
     
  19. LBCrew

    LBCrew Well-Known Member

    Aug 12, 2009
    Definitely not god, brother... but I think when OC is out of control, it's got more to do with swell angle and conditions. And every county has it's standout spots... I'm talking averages.

    Squan holds a bigger swell than Jenks. Come on, man... you know that.

    The Hook is almost always smaller because of the angle, but works better than just about anywhere else on big 'cane swells... for the same reason.

    LB? soft?...

    Maybe not as good as Bayhead most days. I'll give you that. But if you think MoCo is soft, you're outa touch.
     
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  20. ChavezyChavez

    ChavezyChavez Well-Known Member

    Jun 20, 2011
    Why you gotta be dissing on SNJ yo? The South is where it's at! We got Ben Gravy and Rob Kelly, Atlantic City and the Brigantine Shoals. South Jetty Bill and Sams Pizza in Wildwood. From the Uber-elite in Avalon to the projects in Wildwood. Nor-Easter blowing hard? We got Cape Bay dawg. Bayhead? Pfft. We gotta get towed into Townsends Inlet when it's firing. Brian Heritage lets me take a crap in the shop's back bathroom when I can't make it home. I bet there's not a surf shop owner up north that'll let you do that.
     
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