what do you want to be when you grow up?

I want to be George Washington Hayduke.

 

Growing up is so overrated.

Stay a kid as long as possible.

 

been a while since I heard that name.

[video=youtube;aY19XqMPBAU]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aY19XqMPBAU[/video]

 

"I can't believe it's not Baddy!"

 

quite possibly his single greatest accomplishment.

 

lol.

 

still a child!

 

I've been told if you haven't grown up by the time you are 50 you don't have to.

 

Yes!!!! I'm 51 and safe!!!

 

Actually, when I retire from this teaching gig, I want to drive a beach garbage truck on Pleasure Island. You know the ones with the claw that pick up the blue barrels on the beach? I'm serious about this. I've actually looked into it.

 

I love that ride!

 

that would be the most pimp job out. until you get caught fins deep at the cove.
I've always thought becoming one of the "Sand Groomers" in my area. if that's their title.

 

age is a funny thing.when ur young,like 15 u tell people ur 17 to sound older.then u get older lol,and tell people ur younger like ur 30 and u tell gyrls ur 25.im just happy I had the childhood/teen years I had when things were cool lol.these kids nowadays are screwed.global warming,terrorism,etc.back in the day all u worried about was whether the wino was going to give u change with your 6pack.

heres a funny little story about a old wino named "big brother Raheem."he bought all the kids booze.youll give the guy a 20 and ask for a 12 pack of bud,and hell come out with a 6pack of naty ice lol,and a decent size bottle for himself.over the years hed be out there panhandling asking for a quarter,and over the years it escalated to spare a buck to u got 5 dollas I can hold lol.this was this guys lifelong career,never have to work,buy the kids booze and tax em.I don't know what its like having someone buy u liquor nowadays lol,but im sure theres a big brother Raheem in ur neighborhood

 

^^Good story, made me laugh.

 

I always wanted to be a wildlife official. Or a marine fisheries agent. Instead looks like the SBI for me

 

I had a job in Marine Biology when young; I quit it--sitting in a dinghy 2 miles offshore counting guppies sucka as a method to earn a living.

Instead, I became a "capitalist pig". I retired early at age 56.

 

I meant more along the lines of the law enforcement side of things rather than the science part. I can't afford to go to school long enough to be that qualified. Good for you though 56 isn't a bad age to retire at all