What funny things did you see this weekend?

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by LBCrew, May 26, 2017.

  1. Clownface

    Clownface Well-Known Member

    Jan 24, 2017
    Yea really funny to see what America does on their time off.

    It's not the start of surf season, it's the end of surf season here in the Northern Hemi
  2. Clownface

    Clownface Well-Known Member

    Jan 24, 2017
    Yeah I hate surf fishermen because they think they own the ocean, be lucky they didn't start chumming

  3. Clownface

    Clownface Well-Known Member

    Jan 24, 2017
    Holy carp, LBCrew works at the same public school as you
  4. Mr.Belmar

    Mr.Belmar Well-Known Member

    Aug 19, 2010
    Hey kanman

    I can't remember exactly, I was thinking red, but could have been blue. It very welll may have been him!

    He was in his 50s and a bit on the heavy side...
  5. Clownface

    Clownface Well-Known Member

    Jan 24, 2017
    If you're from a costal tourist town the proper name for this thread is " stupid shyte people did that almost killed them but not quite so they are heros!

    Boo this man!
  6. headhigh

    headhigh Well-Known Member

    Jul 17, 2009
    A few of the typical car wrecks, and a BUNCH of cars on the side of the road Saturday and Sunday morning (likely DUIs)

    I went to my secret, secluded, paradise beach this weekend so I managed to avoid most of the tourfuks

    CBSCREWBY Well-Known Member

    Feb 21, 2012
    Perriwinkle, Nalu? or North End marker 6?

    Saw two guys with fishing poles paddle a good 1/4 out to sea in an inflatable swimming pool. They actually made it back in, too..
    Saw a guy in a 3/2 wetsuite. Water Temp was 78...
    Saw my wife do karioke for the first time. Alcohol was involved.
  8. sisurfdogg

    sisurfdogg Well-Known Member

    Jun 17, 2013
    I hope you have some video of her for future blackmail.
  9. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    I cancelled my home internet, disconnected even further, at the beach for 5 so I didn't see schit.
  10. eatswell

    eatswell Well-Known Member

    Jul 14, 2009
    Sunday and Monday were gross, as I ranted about in the other thread. So I didn't much after Saturday, like the idiot who went in to surf with just trunks and boasted about his world class surfing in South Florida.

    Saw a couple people leaving the beach and getting soaked, after it poured on them on Sunday. I was driving and saw about two dozen to maybe 15 people making a run for it from the beach in the rain. That was about it. Saw a bunch of random traffic stops and people getting breathalyzers and going through the DUI protocol, which is typical of these weekends.
  11. Valhallalla

    Valhallalla Well-Known Member

    Jan 24, 2013
    I generally avoid the beach on the big holiday weekends. I did go briefly on Saturday cuz the wife insisted. I told her it would suck. It sucked. Crowded as fuk and flat. We went for a swim and left. Only two days prior I was out catching some knee to waist high bomb liners on a gray, rainy day with nobody else on the beach. It was perfect. I'll be glad when the only folks I see at the beach are the Quebecois. Just five months to go.
  12. LBCrew

    LBCrew Well-Known Member

    Aug 12, 2009
    Guy talking on his cell phone behind me in line at Home Cheapo, as he's pacing back and forth, all nervous and jerky like...

    "...and deez guys... d'ere all fishin! All standin' on da beach, FISHIN'! An ya know what d'ere fishin' fowa? STRIPED BASS! D'ere fishin' for STRIPED BASS! An you know what d'ere usin'? CLAMS! Dey got frozen CLAMS, an d'ere usin' dem to catch STRIPED BASS!"

    "...AND YOU SHOULD SEEEEE DA BIKINIS! You won't believe it... wait 'till you get heea..."
  13. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    HAHA Nice one!
  14. kidde rocque

    kidde rocque Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2016
    I can't quite make out the accent.
  15. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    Uneducated accent........must be from "Dixie".......
  16. archy 2.0

    archy 2.0 Well-Known Member

    Jul 5, 2012
    Sounds like No. Jerz. Staten Island maybe.
  17. kidde rocque

    kidde rocque Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2016
    Play nice Barry
  18. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    Hey...I like Dixie....I use their cups all the time!!

    But I am just trying to reignite the Civil War. When Greg Allman died, that is all I heard"Oh, dixie this", or "Dixie that". Fine. But the North handed you guys an ass wiping. Now, don't forget, I am from a lot further south than youz southerners.....
  19. nalu222

    nalu222 Well-Known Member

    Feb 11, 2010
    Just south of Perriwinkle actually, The North End was bananas as you know. I have seen a dude at CB pier paddle out with a full suit on too, his face is always covered with Zinc, rides the softop and never goes out past knee deep, just attempts to ride the white wash straight into the sand and then eats it. I thought it was funny at first then realized something is off with him, but hey at least he's surfing.
  20. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    That was Clownface.....