what in fvck is this.

I want one!!

And I am referring to the blonde......

 

A surf boart for the mentally challenged?

 

If I was a spine doctor, I would leave some around town for people to use for free, with my number embossed on it, and "Free X-Rays"

 

as long as they come with webbed gloves Im in

 

And of course there are classes.

 

Suite!

 

some fat kid who doesn't know how to swim is gonna die in one of those

 

You guys are all so negative. Bringin me down man.Be perfect for the wave pool...right?

 

da phaq?

 

did you say it comes with webbed gloves? I'm in!

 

If they install a 'glory hole' for me to jam my cocque into whilst I lay on it then I'm all in.

 

I saw some girl on a stand up paddle out in the bay.by the time I was done smoking my cig this chick probably traveled like half a mile.one second she was over there,now shes down there.seemed pretty suite

as long as these sups,canoes,and da phaqs are not in the ocean I do not have a problem

 

Its like a boogie board had a baby with a SUP.

https://www.bellyak.com/2017/06/18/double-handed-boof-stroke/

This has to be some sort of elaborate high level troll.

 

"Bellyak" lol

That's the noise I make when I'm dry heaving

 

The dude that invented pet rocks sold 1.5 million of em at $4 a pop.

Just sayin.