What is metard's quiver?

he rides dolphins

 

I picture him with a long board in his quiver with pics of other's girlfriends and wives glassed into it, paddling proudly! LMAO

 

this seems like what he rides alot

 

i heard he rides female line cooks at waffle house.

 

I'm thinking this:


And maybe this:

 

Dude, that is AWESOME. Laughing my arse off right now.

 

ditto.

 

This has been posted before. Watch it again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4lvWoegcss

 

Metard rides the same wave over and over and over again on loop…he never stops surfing, only needs one board.

This is life of Metard, a curse or gift?

 

metards quiver has a 9'0 lb with an ar15 attachment with grenade launchers.also is a surf noodle made of beer cans

 

lulz at all the above

irl the following boards are at the casa de tard:

5-6 cbc sashimi
6-6 quiet flight stingfish
7-6 seasoned (robert allen white) fun board
10-0 walden longboard

3-4 crappy body boards

 

believe it or not, this thing goes!

sluggish on turns though

5-8 (5-6 whatever)cbc sashimi

 

el metardo

about to paddle out the 10-0 walden

 

what you got now?

 

Holy Sh&T... A metard in the wild. I feel like I've just seen a unicorn

 

Is that the real Metard?

 

got dam gumby gold, rcarter!

do it up tard, you all good, bro.

 

metard's gettin more personal by the day! Love it bro.

You really shred the CBC? Core.