What is the Kookiest Thing You've Ever Seen in the Water?

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  1. Jul 23, 2018 #141
    MrBigglesworth

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    9F9FD6D7-5D33-40B6-A1A5-57B0688C2DFC.jpeg At high tide, that white foamy water? About 8” deep. So pick a spot on that waist high super closeout, paddle in at an angle and jump to the front of the board the second your up...to fly down whatever face there is for about 30 feet before you bail.... onto your ass in the sandy water hahaha
    I had about a 75% success rate... the other 25? Pure full fledged kookville Benny hill style.. and I still had a ball
     
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  3. Jul 23, 2018 #142
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    [​IMG]
     
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  5. Jul 23, 2018 #143
    DosXX

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    It looks like fun...
     
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  6. Jul 24, 2018 #144
    DosXX

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    A reason to keep a soft top around. For me it's usually low tide, shallow, quick close out conditions, and I'm desperate to get wet.

    Break any fins?
     
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  7. Jul 24, 2018 #145
    MrBigglesworth

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    Luckily no. It’s a soft sandy bottom but I still bailed before I got there.... although I DO have some paint missing of my new FCS fins on my red board from doing the same shit lol. It’s usually a right rail I’m on and the bail turn side fin is the one missing the paint
     
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  8. Jul 24, 2018 #146
    metard

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    i heard this young kid tell another kid he was getting a step up board. he said it was gonna be shaped like a fish.
     
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  9. Jul 24, 2018 #147
    metard

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    also, anytime i see ppl use one hand to describe what the wave was doing and the other hand to be the person on the wave.
     
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  10. Jul 24, 2018 #148
    DosXX

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  11. Jul 24, 2018 #149
    DosXX

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  12. Jul 24, 2018 #150
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  13. Jul 24, 2018 #151
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  14. Jul 24, 2018 #152
    MrBigglesworth

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    They did a thing in the local news on this guy years later when they found him ... times were tough on him lol. A few people commented that at one time he was a pretty strong surfer. Funny shit that was
     
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  15. Jul 24, 2018 #153
    CuckNorris

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    Imagine this guy cutting you off.
     
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  16. Jul 24, 2018 #154
    CuckNorris

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    Barry's is kind of like this one except his has a motorized dildo for his cornhole.
     
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  17. Jul 25, 2018 #155
    headhigh

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    99.9% of people who shaka. Saving .1% for legit Hawaiians.
     
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  18. Jul 25, 2018 #156
    CuckNorris

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    Lol
     
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  19. Jul 26, 2018 #157
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  20. Jul 26, 2018 #158
    grainofsand

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  21. Jul 27, 2018 #159
    Mr.Belmar

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    Sadly- I have heard that these things are real... and they are getting popular in places like cali... in crowded lineups of coarse, with all that metal on the bottom...
     
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  22. Jul 27, 2018 #160
    MrBigglesworth

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    Only so long before their banned -
    Someone wil get hurt bad and game on.
     
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