What kind of funeral do you want.

Discussion in 'Non Surf Related' started by chicharronne, Apr 17, 2014.

  1. chicharronne

    chicharronne Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2006
    I want a "waterman's" funeral. I told the wife that I wanted her to take out to sea and feed me to sharks. She would not obey my last wish. I asked for a Viking funeral, but she tought that wasn't allowed. I finally suggested that she put me in a big aquarium, and have the mourners throw in hungry Bluefish.
  2. metard

    metard Well-Known Member

    Mar 11, 2014

    dude you're fvckin weird

  3. jizwhale

    jizwhale Well-Known Member

    Oct 8, 2011
    I'm going to live forever, so this thread sucks.
  4. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    Pass that sh*t over here!
  5. cepriano

    cepriano Well-Known Member

    Apr 20, 2012
    lol this is funny
  6. worsey

    worsey Well-Known Member

    Oct 13, 2013
    video or it never happened.
  7. chicharronne

    chicharronne Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2006
    I have plans to put it on Pay Per View, and there's DVD sales and T shirts. I'm making sure she'll be financially secure.
  8. SI_Admin

    SI_Admin Guest

    I"m okay with that. Feed me to the animals, before I rot. No point in wasting good food.
    I've always thought taking up space in a cemetery is such a waste of space.
  9. aka pumpmaster

    aka pumpmaster Well-Known Member

    Apr 30, 2008
    So you get fed to sharks, then Sharkhunter kills and eat the shark, in effect eating you. The next morning you get shat out. Is that what you REALLY want?
  10. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    Idk, the bottom of the ocean is a creepy, lonely, cold place...I wouldn't mind the wolves, coyotes, ravens and vultures feeding off my carcass though. And they make this urns now where your ashes are mixed in with a tree sapling so you can nourish the tree.
  11. Tlokein

    Tlokein Well-Known Member

    Oct 12, 2012
    Burn me up and cast me into the waves. When I'm gone I'll join my father in the sea.
  12. babybabygrand

    babybabygrand Well-Known Member

    Nov 1, 2012
    love it! go and be the fish meal we were born to be!
  13. ChavezyChavez

    ChavezyChavez Well-Known Member

    Jun 20, 2011
    I want them to place my head on a pike at the beach entrance to my break with a sign that says, "This is what happens here to snakes and those that drop in!"
  14. EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

    Apr 16, 2013
    I guess you've consumed enough trees by now that makes it noble if you wish to nourish them upon your expiration.
  15. Tlokein

    Tlokein Well-Known Member

    Oct 12, 2012
    One word. Epic.
  16. worsey

    worsey Well-Known Member

    Oct 13, 2013
    this unclear - feed you to the animals or cannibals?
  17. bassplayer

    bassplayer Well-Known Member

    Oct 2, 2012
    I want a destination funeral. Everyone who cares about me will have to waste their paid time off to go Belize or St. Maarten. They'll have fun but complain about it the whole way there.
  18. ragdolling

    ragdolling Well-Known Member

    Jul 30, 2010
    I am a registered organ donor. And for what's left of me after that, I have it it specifically written that my ashes be scattered in the ocean in NJ. I would prefer to go right back into the top of the food chain and be shark food, but couldn't figure out a way to do this during the estate planning process.
  19. DosXX

    DosXX Well-Known Member

    Mar 2, 2013
  20. leetymike808

    leetymike808 Well-Known Member

    Nov 16, 2013
    I always tell my fam to just throw me in a ditch so as to not have to pay money for a funeral and all that. What do i care at that point? Im dead already.

    Other than that i say to throw one big party, be happy and celebrate that im gone.