Q: "What made you laugh today?" A: Someone whose username that sounds like a made-up Greek Goddess posting about some freakydeeky Dutch film about Santa Claus probably written by Goldmember
Answer the questions or GTFO Who is your favorite surfer? If it's not Colin Herlihy (blessed be thy name) please explain why. What is the most spray you ever threw while doing a Carolina Cutback? When is the appropriate time to perform Sand Reconne? Where in Portugal is the ideal place to surf? Why is your girlfriend so short and are you able to find her a wetsuite? How much can you bench press?
I did have a good laugh today. First let me set this up. We have established our second floor guest bathroom as the wetsuit drying area. I have put a telescoping bar in the bathtub/shower area to support our wet rubber on hangers to facilitate the drying process. The tub area has sliding opaque glass doors that allow you to see through them but without clarity. After a surf yesterday Prank and I hung the suits up to dry and didn't really think about it again. Suits will be dry when they are needed. Today we had our quarterly bug spray treatment. Our regular guy was subbed by a tech who had not been to our house before. He was a young, 20-something black kid who went about his business before heading upstairs to spray. Next thing you know he's running back down the stairs looking very agitated. His eyes were bugging out and he was stammering something about some big black dudes hiding in the bathroom! I was like WTF are you talking about? He then explained that he saw two dark figures hiding in the shower. Again it didn't register with me what was going on so I went upstairs with my trusty bat and took a look. When I realized that he had spotted the shadowy outlines of our wetsuits hanging in there I howled with laughter. I had to go down and tell the tech what he had seen. He took it in stride but was pretty embarrassed. He admitted that he didn't even know what a wetsuit was and thought we were crazy for going in the ocean in December. I will bet he goes home tonight and tells his friends about the crazy white couple he met today. Although it was at his painful expense I must say that it made my day. My wife predicted, "You're gonna go online and tell your group about this aren't you" To which I replied, "They'll toss my schitt in the ocean if I don't!" Slide On!
thats funny... I have literally punched, thrown things at and yelled at my own wetsuit for scaring me. glad i am not alone.
