What made you laugh today?

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  1. Dorothyses

    Dorothyses New Member

    Sep 11, 2020
    An English-dubbed Dutch horror film about Sinterklaas being a serial killer.
  2. antoine

    antoine Well-Known Member

    Mar 10, 2013
    This unusually weird post by a new member with out a propre intro treade
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  3. La_Piedra

    La_Piedra Well-Known Member

    Oct 9, 2017
    Q: "What made you laugh today?"

    A: Someone whose username that sounds like a made-up Greek Goddess posting about some freakydeeky Dutch film about Santa Claus probably written by Goldmember
  4. headhigh

    headhigh Well-Known Member

    Jul 17, 2009
    Answer the questions or GTFO

    1. Who is your favorite surfer? If it's not Colin Herlihy (blessed be thy name) please explain why.
    2. What is the most spray you ever threw while doing a Carolina Cutback?
    3. When is the appropriate time to perform Sand Reconne?
    4. Where in Portugal is the ideal place to surf?
    5. Why is your girlfriend so short and are you able to find her a wetsuite?
    6. How much can you bench press?
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  5. antoine

    antoine Well-Known Member

    Mar 10, 2013
  6. World B Free

    World B Free Well-Known Member

    Feb 7, 2013
    I did have a good laugh today. First let me set this up.

    We have established our second floor guest bathroom as the wetsuit drying area. I have put a telescoping bar in the bathtub/shower area to support our wet rubber on hangers to facilitate the drying process. The tub area has sliding opaque glass doors that allow you to see through them but without clarity. After a surf yesterday Prank and I hung the suits up to dry and didn't really think about it again. Suits will be dry when they are needed.

    Today we had our quarterly bug spray treatment. Our regular guy was subbed by a tech who had not been to our house before. He was a young, 20-something black kid who went about his business before heading upstairs to spray. Next thing you know he's running back down the stairs looking very agitated. His eyes were bugging out and he was stammering something about some big black dudes hiding in the bathroom!

    I was like WTF are you talking about? He then explained that he saw two dark figures hiding in the shower. Again it didn't register with me what was going on so I went upstairs with my trusty bat and took a look.

    When I realized that he had spotted the shadowy outlines of our wetsuits hanging in there I howled with laughter. I had to go down and tell the tech what he had seen. He took it in stride but was pretty embarrassed. He admitted that he didn't even know what a wetsuit was and thought we were crazy for going in the ocean in December. I will bet he goes home tonight and tells his friends about the crazy white couple he met today.

    Although it was at his painful expense I must say that it made my day. My wife predicted, "You're gonna go online and tell your group about this aren't you" To which I replied, "They'll toss my schitt in the ocean if I don't!"

    Slide On!
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  7. antoine

    antoine Well-Known Member

    Mar 10, 2013
    F&A dude right you are!
  8. Carson

    Carson Well-Known Member

    May 19, 2006
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  9. headhigh

    headhigh Well-Known Member

    Jul 17, 2009
    I guess we won't throw your chit in the water... THIS TIME!
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  10. nalu222

    nalu222 Well-Known Member

    Feb 11, 2010
    thats funny... I have literally punched, thrown things at and yelled at my own wetsuit for scaring me. glad i am not alone.
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  11. antoine

    antoine Well-Known Member

    Mar 10, 2013
    Reading posts from old members with new user names
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