What Roy's been up to:

Haha!!

 

That's the thing though, the million dollar board is an internet scam. Ruoy has never once answered the call of furnishing a single Shred of proof of the sale. No seets about a buyer, nothing.

FLY A BANNER FOR INTERNET SCAMS OF HYPERBOLIC BOARD SALES

 

Spicoli is likely doped up on acid and beers so it's ok

 

this is the wrong part of the country for you wrong board you aint gonna make a drop your skeg is going to break and dont look at me there's a reason we've taken steps in surfboard design over the last forty years and this just aint gonna work this is the one place i can come to and not have to deal with the crowds and do you know why because i aint turtle rolling something like that every 2 seconds and besides what are you going to do hang 5 on it there's no aloha left in this type of board anymore and maybe there never was and your a sitting duck out there in fact whose gonna let you catch a wave on that not me i can get on it from the outside just as fast as i can from right under you and this board aint gonna last you forever i mean will it make it through this generation how about the next these aren't coffee tables or wall mounts for shaun tomson and not only that no one is gonna buy this everybody wants that new thing and i do mean everyone and if your just starting out then what that thing is is a projectile on the inside i mean sudden decapitation warning danger will Robinson i just threw a rod but no just leave it on the beach for bird droppings and on a positive note i do like the color it reminds me of the color of the arm floats that come in a box and keep your kids safe and floating in the above ground pool all day long hey its spring lighten up because the points aren't atleast you didn't need booties today but you probably will tomorrow and the day after that probably not and then baggies will work the day after that then back to booties so its all a shot in the dark know what i mean bubba

 

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atleast you can read kook

 

Punctuation... just sayin

 

if i wanted an old fart to understand what i was saying i would write you stories but last time i checked i wasn't writing y'all stories

your welcome dude movie back to jersey

 

noprofilepic28: story writer. Everybody is right it's flat and Jersey really does suck.

 

HEY, i don't consider myself old! Bwahaha

 

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

 

My mom says im pretty