what would u do if u won the powerball tonight

Buy an island that has surf and build a home on it.

 

2 chix

 

Buy Austin some manpons for his bu**.

 

Lol you cant say bu**hole?

 

Lose the ticket on my way to cashing it in.

 

Get a face tattoo, because that is F you money.

 

Shady Barrels Assisted/Independent Living Community for old surfers. On da beach. North of Spanish House somewhere. Hire Barry as a spokesperson.

 

That's what I would do

 

Can I be your hype man?

 

Buy some fried chicken

 

A house in Esterillos CR (most Swellinfo peeps stay for free) and a slopeside house in Killington.

 

buy SI and return let my people go

 

I don't come cheap. $10,000/event,. plus one hooker per night for duration of contract........
Deal???

 

I would put a contract out on 99% of NH surfers, 100% of Masshole surfers daring to cross their northern border.

 

I didn't win, shlt!

 

I did!!!!!!!!! $3.00!!!!!!! HA HA

 

Tell my boss to go fk himself, then get on a plane!

 

I didn't win. Would you consider a 70 year old virgin and free beer?

 

For that kind of money, everyone one of my immediate family and a handful of friends would be multi-millionaires. I'd buy a plane, houses in Nica, probably Barbados, mountains (not sure where) and a farm in Rhode Island. Cars... 911 turbo, but I would keep my truck... its already perfect. I'd buy some old buildings in downtown Wilmington and redo them... rent them out, etc. Give a bunch of $$$ to my alma mater(s)