what would you do if you won the lotto jackpot?

No doubt....Surfers are already a selfish breed. The only thing I think you will have trouble with is the Honey Do list....not sure money and/or time can eliminate.

 

I'd start a surf school for wayward kids at Barry's break<grin>

 

LOL...you would have to find it first!!
Top Secret!!

 

I wouldn't stop working. I would just get part time jobs at target and such and be the worst slack ass employee ever.

 

You are probably right. Like Hydra in Captain America.. kill the head and two more appear..

 

jenness not hard to find

o barry

 

first off I'm not greedy.id give a few people at my job a million each.then id buy a huge house and a few nice cars.then start my own business manufacturing pressure vessels.and surf every spot that's a spot lol..

I'm not someone that would win the lottery and sit at home in my mansion everyday lol,i need to stay busy,il still work,but for myself lol

oh yea and fun guy,id buy a piece of land in Colorado and hire a bunch of expert potheads to run my garden of 3000 plants lol

 

I. Am. Your. Man!
But Why not Washington? We could surf, too!

 

that is a better option thinking about it lol.im already immune to this cold water we have in the northeast,but I here theres a lot of whites swimming around out there

 

I'd start a chain of pet stores called Sh!t Ass Pet Fukkers. They'd be everywhere.

 

Nice initiative & ingenuity there, ^^ V.

I'd put out an APB on windowless white vans of duct tape & doom, and then sic Dog the Bounty Hunter on judas wayne troll.

I'd purchase a gnome plank. Then have Slater & Randy Rarick test drive it. Then have GitCarter burn it on a beach whilst the SI HOF drank bourbon & beers and pissed the fire out.

I'd send in a private Israeli commando rescue squad to chucka-boo-boo's barn. Save that latex dummy. Re-train the latex dummy rape dog.

I'd set up Billy with the means to be The Author.

I'd set up The Seen with Phin food for life, a college scholarship for you-know-who, a sponsorship for free sponger gear forever & financial stability to engender tropical goodness.

I'd pay for mfitz's lobotomy.

I'd find a way to bankrupt Torture World, alias Sea World.

I'd start a movement to ban plastic.

I'd have more boards than anyone has ever seen outside of a board factory.

I'd on-site follow the WSL Pro Tour for a year. Maybe more.

I'd set up my own surfing fucast site. Maybe. Maybe not.

I'd be so far gone from here that I wouldn't even leave contrails. Know what I'm sayin', Archy.

 

I would start buying and selling property.

Take care of my family

Pay off the little debt I have

Buy a bat mobile and millennium falcon

Give Seldom enough to Save any sort of wildlife he so desires.

Move to Vancouver Island permanently and live in one of those floating houses.

Buy some muck boots so I can stop ruining my socks when I get eggs from my chickens (too much poo and mud)

Send White Sea Ape to every grain shaping class around the country, and pay his way for a passenger seat ticket in the grain mobile.

Spend the rest of my life searching for uncrowded surf and good places to ride a mountain bike

 

Man, I fu(kin love you guys.

 

Absolutely! First & foremost, because I love my job, plus I would need time to help with project transitions. I don't want to be a total d!ck and leave my coworkers in a lurch. Secondly, I have no idea how long it would take to get through all of the legal garbage that would ensue from winning an asston of money. I would definitely want to get all my sh!t straight before I peace out of my work for good.

 

You sir, are a good man--that is the honorable thing to do!!

 

Srs question. I have over $300m in my trust fund. I saw the odds for the powerball were 1 in 293+million. If i spend $300m on lottery tix I should be able to win then I'll be rich right?!

 

I'd buy swellinfo and increase the ad space and decrease the content.

I would retain Micah, at a decreased salary.

 

No--you will have overspent by $7.
You would be in debt.

 

Powerball tickets are $2, not $1.

 

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