What would you do, shark sighting

Similar thing, took a biplane cruise over Key West. Pilot banked us in over the shallows off the beaches & hayzeus effing keerist, there were thousands of bull sharks. Beeg bastards, too.

Also saw from the air what I believe to be waynetheinsaaaane's prison camp where he keeps the kiddies for indoctrination & abuse. Oh sorry same thing. Tried to alert FLA CPS but the gps coordinates got lost.

 

Sharks, thunder & lighting don't stop me. Going to die someday might as well go doing what i love.
Drowning is the real killer.

 

dudes i mean mug the shark and ask him what hes doing in my line up, and thats when i start to get real angry, i ask him if he has ever head of robert e. lee or stonewall jackson? when the shark doesnt answer, i slit its throat..

 

And Yankee pulls waaaaayyyy out in front on HOTY 2014!!!

Good man for trying to alert CPS.

 

If my name was Thad, I would be a big pvssy, too.

Stay out of the water!

Giving the shark a nod of approval and standing your ground was not an option, so I'm calling you out.

Shark's are my friend...I banged Mary Lee more than once...where the Fvck you think the gnome and WaynetheInsane came from...yup, my nut...not necessarily proud of that.

My $.02.

And if you don't like it, lick it...d!ck!

 

Probably leave a brown wake behind me on the way back to the beach.

 

That's good mathematics bro

 

Bingo.

 

When's the last time you watched back to back to back home runs hit? In this tread, from rcarter, then KB, then DosXX.

You boys deserve some celebratory forearm butting at home plate.

 

me too. in her screened-in back porch.
but then she moved on to higher quality guys.

 

Dude he keeps it in the heart of the Bermuda Triangle for a reason.

Wow this thread really took a great turn...you f'n guys are hilarious. Koki, I must say, from the observer's perspective, you might be the dark horse candidate for HOTY '14. Yankee's taken a strong lead but I'm seeing some potential in your propensity for hatred.

Carter and blasters have you guys been puffin' a lot of cheeb as of late or what?


That pic is great nynj.

 

anthing under 6ft id chill and take my feet out of the water anything over and it would come to how down I am to c**t punch a shark

 

Yiiiipie Kie Yie Yay Mother Pucker! My dad used to take all us kids to the Shark Rodeo, until one of them crashed into the stands and ate my sister. Now my Mom won't let him take us anymore.

 

Good stuff fellas! Keep it rollin!

 

Yah, spicoli, gitcarter will give you a serious celebratory butt-ing yewwww!

 

Nah man I'm out of that gay crap! I will say we need 2 other options on the poll:

1. Call for Yankee who will unleash the hate of all hate on the shark, yell at it and generally make it feel terrible about itself untill it gives up and swims away crying (sharks don't have tear ducts) like a latex rapist to his barn.

or

2. Call for Shredmachine who will slap the shark so hard that it will cry (sharks don't have tear ducts) then carry it to the beach and bench press the sh!t out of it to impress the hindus.

 

Is just straight up panic an option?

 

seriously wtf could u do if u came face to face with this?.i been having nightmares ever since shark week.u cant just punch a shark like this and everythings ok,and this is a juvenile.what I would do besides leave the fukin water,is try to swim under the shark like under his belly.aslong as u stay away from his mouth everything will be fine lol,sure it will

 

Best thing to do is rape it. And make his friends watch. They won't come back...

That a'int no juvenile Cep