What's the longest you've ever gone w/o showering and why?

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by EmassSpicoli, Feb 4, 2015.

  1. EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

    Apr 16, 2013
    These days kids will post treadz bout anything. I'm damn tired of ones that get recycled weekly and monthly so if you're looking to keep me away from SI, keep posting/bumping those!

    Here's a topic I don't believe that's been covered yet on here. Please answer the question and add any supporting anecdotes, file photos, GIFs, or GILFs you may have on your mental/physical hard drives.

  2. Sandblasters

    Sandblasters Well-Known Member

    May 4, 2013
    id say 5 days maybe 7 but i was in the field, i know grunts that have gone a few month. i dont shower every day its back for your skin and i dont feel its necessary id you dont stink. always shower after a sesh or youll have the fishy ocean smell lol.

  3. worsey

    worsey Well-Known Member

    Oct 13, 2013
    and....what are you sipping on, emass spicoli?
  4. nynj

    nynj Well-Known Member

    Jul 27, 2012
  5. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    A week, was driving cross country. I'd rather not shower than use communal ones. Just like I'd rather **** outside sometimes.

    But even when not showering, I clean my ass with a wetnap, dry, and apply gold bond.
  6. NJ glide

    NJ glide Well-Known Member

    Jun 8, 2013
    1 month. living in car in montauk. got in ocean every day so at least there was that, but I smelled like a wetsuite for a, long time after that.
  7. kgelles

    kgelles Well-Known Member

    Oct 31, 2012
    Twice a week otherwise my skin dries out. I take a quick rinse after surfing though.
  8. White Castle drop knee

    White Castle drop knee Well-Known Member

    Nov 20, 2014
    I lived in a van for three years turkey tits so I win . 20 days without a shower just salt water and I was a bike messenger .
  9. rcarter

    rcarter Well-Known Member

    Jul 26, 2009
    10 days at Senior year spring break. Surfed everyday so no need to get in the fresh water.
  10. sbx

    sbx Well-Known Member

    Mar 21, 2010
    Where can you surf, live in a van, and be a messenger? San Francisco?

    Asking for a friend.
  11. quiksilver1231

    quiksilver1231 Well-Known Member

    Sep 14, 2008
  12. pdub

    pdub Active Member

    May 31, 2013
    15 days. I was working to restore a gold dredge in Alaska and we had to haul our water. One day an old lady fell off the dredge and I had to jump in the water and rescue her. The owner felt sorry for me and was relieved I pulled her out so he drove me into town to the community center for a shower and a shave. I stood in that hot shower for a hour.
  13. Towelie

    Towelie Well-Known Member

    Nov 27, 2014
  14. ChavezyChavez

    ChavezyChavez Well-Known Member

    Jun 20, 2011
    There are guys I know that are associated with certain motorcycle clubs that bath maybe once a month if at all. They wear the same clothes, including skivvies, every day until they literally rot away. One of the many reasons I walked away from that life....
    The ironic thing is these guys had hot azz strippers for old ladies. It boggled my mind. Maybe it's because a Harley Davidson is like a giant vibrator. It's a bigger [email protected] magnet than a surfboard.
  15. Hawky

    Hawky Well-Known Member

    May 9, 2014
    7 days,

    I had a friend who went 2 months, or so he said. (I believed him, he was the weird type and he smelled like a rotten wetsuite left out in the sun)
  16. bubs

    bubs Well-Known Member

    Sep 12, 2010
    Does the ocean count?
  17. worsey

    worsey Well-Known Member

    Oct 13, 2013
    dood - my GOOD PAL just got one and immediately got into marital trouble.
  18. waterbaby

    waterbaby Well-Known Member

    Oct 1, 2012
    a week or two. When I lived right at the beach, I'd surf twice a day and just rinse off at the showers...no soap. You'd think that would be enough, but after a few days, hair starts to dread and clothes feel kinda oily.
  19. Riley Martin

    Riley Martin Well-Known Member

    Jan 13, 2015
    Wow, you guys are dirty.

    I shower at least twice a day.

    Once in the morning and once after work to kill the germs I encounter from Atlantic County's finest on a weekday basis. Some guy last week boasted aboot having Ring Worm.

    During the winter, hot showers are very nice.
  20. Mattyb

    Mattyb Well-Known Member

    Apr 2, 2013
    Just under 3 months. But took baby wipe baths and applied 70% alcohol when in a tough spot. Deployment.