What's the longest you've ever gone w/o showering and why?

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by EmassSpicoli, Feb 4, 2015.

  1. Mattyb

    Mattyb Well-Known Member

    Apr 2, 2013
    We shaved everyday though. Our faces were clean.
  2. Sandblasters

    Sandblasters Well-Known Member

    May 4, 2013
    isnt it amazing no matter what you will be shaven but smell like a bums nutsack.

  3. mattinvb

    mattinvb Well-Known Member

    Sep 9, 2014
    Worked as a summer adventure camp counselor in college. Took a group out on the AT for 9 days. Got back to work, and my boss told me if I didn't shower right then that I was fired (after I tried to give him a hug).
  4. sisurfdogg

    sisurfdogg Well-Known Member

    Jun 17, 2013
  5. Mattyb

    Mattyb Well-Known Member

    Apr 2, 2013
    Ya, I used a lot of mentholated baby powder. That place sucked. South of heaven for sure
  6. White Castle drop knee

    White Castle drop knee Well-Known Member

    Nov 20, 2014
    You got that right tea bag . San Fran and Pacifica [email protected] night we made our way to the haight for some good kush then over to the tenderloin to watch you teabagers wearing your silly chaps crusty mustaches try to pickup on that fresh 18 year old golden boy who just got dropped off from Wichita Kansas . ..
  7. metard

    metard Well-Known Member

    Mar 11, 2014
    sounds like you enjoy that johnny gosch stuff to much
  8. kidrock

    kidrock Well-Known Member

    Aug 1, 2010
    Yep, I rode for 8 years. As soon as I scored my HD, I wound up scoring on a stripper and coming close to losing my family and job over the next 18 months. Fun while it lasted though. And it never affected my hygiene. I could never get into the club scene, I hate living by other people's rules. Independent, all the way.
  9. White Castle drop knee

    White Castle drop knee Well-Known Member

    Nov 20, 2014
    Had the time of my life suar face. The boys would have liked your clever one liners.
  10. ChavezyChavez

    ChavezyChavez Well-Known Member

    Jun 20, 2011
    I hear you Kid. Independent is the way to go. I was an 'associate' of the dominant club in our area and was on the verge of prospecting when I got locked up. When I got out, my outlook on that world had changed. More surfing, less criminality. You can still be an outlaw without being a criminal.
  11. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    This threade should be combined with the "Worst piece of tail" threade. HA
  12. worsey

    worsey Well-Known Member

    Oct 13, 2013
    interchangeable parts.
  13. Thee Fartmeister

    Thee Fartmeister Member

    Oct 10, 2012
    I once went 6 days without showering during a short stretch of my life where I was a desk jockey for a a living. It was the beginning of summer & I lived across the street from the beach. There was a better than seasonal swell running so I would wake up, surf until I was late for work, watch the cam from work, race home, play the "one more wave" game until dark, pass out & repeat. The waves were far from epic but fun & clean. Once you get into June in NH you gotta get what you can because it's not out of the ordinary to get 6 or more weeks of flatness in the summer. I had planned on showering at some point, just kept putting it off because I felt clean from the salt water rinse. On the 6th day it became uncomfortable to sit. There was like s throbbing pain coming from my taint. I eventually sat on toilet to check things out and found a lump on my grundle. I palpated it to see if it was some kind of s tumor or something, not that I could really see anything, and it exploded in a yellowish, brownish, stinking mess in my hand. Hygiene has been a top priority for me ever since.
  14. LazyE

    LazyE Well-Known Member

    Aug 6, 2014
    +1 The good ole days for sure!
  15. JawnDoeski

    JawnDoeski Well-Known Member

    Aug 11, 2014
    Yo Chavez itz all aboutz the spirit...but still to this day I can't seem to keep all my fingers out da criminal pies...low key none the less still criminal minded...
  16. Sandblasters

    Sandblasters Well-Known Member

    May 4, 2013
    clear your pms dude.
  17. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
  18. DosXX

    DosXX Well-Known Member

    Mar 2, 2013
    Emass: What happened to the skank thread??
  19. EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

    Apr 16, 2013
    It went to tread Heaven along with bongs and other assorted NSFW classics.

    Treads are temporary bro, pride in the stories behind them are forever.
  20. White Castle drop knee

    White Castle drop knee Well-Known Member

    Nov 20, 2014
    Got that right emass. So is our friendships cheese ****