What's the weirdest thing you've ever seen at the beach while surfing?

Saw a black kid body boarding with a K effin' P Stars and Bars board once at Topsail. Wonder if they were renters and he drew the shortest straw and had to ride the rebel flag.

 

Walking down the beach in OCMD with a couple buddies, years ago, late afternoon. Beach pretty emptied out as people split for beer o'clock or whatever. Up ahead we notice a bunch of kids running around, yelling, having fun doing kid stuff in the surf line.

We also notice a guy off to their right, but angled facing them. Boardshorts on. He's crouched down just in front of where the high tide sometimes creates that little mini-cliff in the sand. We're walking & talking, not paying any of all that too much mind. Suddenly dawns on us that the dude has one hand in his crotch, he's staring hard at the kiddies & he's got that rapid arm motion going on. Effing disgusting. We picked up rocks, shells, started whipping them at that perv. He jumped up, pulling on his boardshorts, stumbled backwards as a rock hit him & then fled through the sand to the street.

 

Agree that was a sub. I remember one ECSC they hired subs to drive by because it was so flat. The commentator kept screaming "Oh my! It's ECSC Magic!" The most annoying commentating I've ever heard to date.

When I went to Witches Rock in Costa Rica, a sea turtle surfaced 4ft. from me. They look straight like dinosaurs when you're not expecting to see one. Later on the boat ride back we saw 2 sea turtles mating. They come to the surface and the female slaps the water while the man does his thing. Funny stuff. Nature rules

 

Different guy. This was around 1991. Wait...did he play drums or bass? He may have worked with my bud. I think he worked at a hardware store too.

 

the weirdest,most horrifying,brain scarring thing I ever seen at the beach,it was my 2nd time to Gunnison,i wasn't surfing but I was laying out in the sun and opened my eyes for a brief second,and I seen this thing running with some of the nicest tits I ever seen,and glanced down and seen the biggest d1ck I have ever seen.i don't know what kind of hybrid this creature was,but I was horrified.i saw a lot on that beach,people banging each other in the waist deep water lol,seen 3 guys doing things together I wont mention,dont want to scar the children on here.that place isn't like going to the beach,its like going to a 3rd world country island in Thailand or something.youll see things u didn't even know were possible,the only good outcome of spending years there was I seen enough dudes peckers to not be self conscious naked infront of 500 people because they all have small hotdogs.people that aren't circumsized should kill themselves,thats a sight no man should ever see

 

sometimes in ac one walks under piers to check different beaches and sometimes the party in under
the boardwalk so sometimes its fun to watch and maybe film a bit cause if its sunrise its a good bet
they are trashed as well as (passionate).

 

Both. That's the guy!

 

worse, wax in yer pubes.

 

Are you sure that this didn't happen in Florida, and the guy ran to his van?

 

LOL this was brilliant!

 

I was out two winters ago in NJ, waist high clean lines coming in and only my brother and a friend out with a few other guys we didnt know. All having a good time. Little while later an older gentlemen began fishing off the jetty. Btw, water temp in the upper 40s and air temp even lower. Next thing we know he gets his line snagged on the bottom somewhere. He then decided to strip down to his undies and swim after his snagged lure. Perhaps it was made out of solid gold? still not sure. Very strange.

 

Surrealism...

 

Surfed the Cocoa Pier one morning, got crowded, then this weird looking guy with turrets or something paddles out (if you can call it that), he can't stand up on a wave to save his life, every time he falls off and then stands up cussing every word in the book as loud as he can while slapping his board on the water over and over again, wave after wave. for an entire session..

 

Here's a tale. Not really all that weird, but what the heck...

College daze, San Luis Obispo, CA. July 4, 1976 - our great nation's bicentennial.
My buddy and I filled a Styrofoam cooler with ice and lots of beer, grabbed our stash, beach chairs, and headed to Pirate's Cove, a local clothing-optional beach just north of Pismo. The grass parking area above the cliffs was crowded, but we found a place, hiked down the rocky trail to the beach, and picked our spot near a volleyball net. A nude co-ed game was in progress.

Several boats with kegs were anchored 100 yards or so out. Rock music was playing from the boats. It was beer, pot, naked women, bouncing parts.... a perv's paradise. Everyone was having a good time. My buddy and I were getting drunk, stoned, and sunburned on places that hitherto had not seen sunshine.

We had been there awhile when the folks on the boats started chanting and pointing to the top of the cliffs behind us: "Perverts..perverts...perverts!..." Turning around and looking up through our blood shot eyes, we saw large gatherings of people with cameras and binoculars looking down on the beach. Suddenly, over them few a hang glider. It flew past the cliffs, over the beach and then out over the water. As it passed right over us, I looked up and saw that the pilot was naked as well. Once over the water, he turned around and landed on the small beach. Everyone started cheering and rushing over, offering him beer and swigs of cheap wine from boda bags. It was like Lindbergh landing in Paris after his trans-Atlantic flight.

A little later, I walked over to the water and waded in to cool off. I was pretty well lit by that time. As I was paddling around, I noticed something semi-floating in the water. Not thinking clearly, I reached out and got a hold of it. It was a human turd.

 

Wasn't gonna go there, but given that freak's track record, he likely got his start in Maryland & split south in the white van of horror after being released from his Balto jail sentence for molestation.

 

Last summer I saw a dude carrying his board pass me while I was sitting on my tailgate. Something caught my eye that just wasn't right. Took a double take. He had both sides of his board waxed up !!!! Also - great entertainment - go to your public boat ramp and watch the action. Priceless.

 

I wasn't at the beach but still strange. I was was at work (a marina) last summer. The marina is on a creek of the harbor and the is a SUP tour group nearby. See a group coming by one came every hour or so. I'm down on the dock about 20 yards from the group and see one guy with a full suit on. Had to be at least 4:3 with hood boots and gloves. It had to be 90-95 degree air and the water had to be in the 80s. I don't have much on some of you guys but just a weird a$$ thing to see.

 

If you've ever surfed Blacks or OB with any regularity in the 70's, then you more than likely saw something weird every day.

 

I was surfing one day at a local beach that usually has small waves so its not one of my regular spots. I was surfing by myself, no one else out, and I see these cars stopping and taking pictures of something. I can't tell what it is because I am pretty far out there. Its a drift session so I get out to head back to my car and decide to take a look just out of curiosity. As I walk up the beach I see what looks like a dead alligator laying there. I start getting closer and its eyes pop open. Thing was probably at least 10 feet long. My curiosity went out the window.

 

I was just out this morning,not on the beach,on the road,and a car next to me some dinosaur guido benny out of towner hopped out his car to confront a local talking shyt lol.wish I could of snapped a pic,this dude looked like something out of nat geo,the juicing looked ridiculous.his arms probably weighed more than his whole body.I don't know how to describe it,dude really looked like a veliocropter or something,his waist was like 20 inch diameter and his arms were like pumpkins on steroids.it was hilarious I thought the local was gonna get a hairgel beatdown.