Wow, looks like it's been pulled by the Mod...seems like there's a rash of multiple ID's going on right now. That's too bad, looks like it had the possible makings of an SI HOF thread.
It did indeed have HOF Plat all over it. Well......at least we know who the little runt is. Props to the dude who wrote that tome about a session in the ocean with Trout Stuffer. Whoa, it sounded like WW3 in that lineup because of that lil troll.
Hey Metard, any chance of coaxing another work of art out of you? Maybe, Napoleon Bonaparte with a sponge?
This is classic little teenage boy talk on a forum. Trying to sound big and bad. Apex predator my butt, you know you are a scrawny little prepubescent Jr High school kid who stills mows his daddies lawn for an allowance and begs to be driven to the beach each Saturday. Come back when your balls drop son.
Sh!t Slurper has been called out by rick. SS is a ll tool, literally, who got chased off by surfers who were going to kick his vaginal arse. That was one heckuva post by rick. SS is a complete jackass
ABBREVIATED VERSION: Brand new SI poster (1 post) stated that he was an SI lurker that ID'ed Shart Snuffer in an RI lineup yesterday. Stated that (paraphrasing here) Sh!t Slurper was about 5'5" and 130 dripping wet. Went on to say that although he had no issues with bodyboarders in the lineup, The Shart was a completely different story...doing the infamous "boogie knee chop" on surfers and running his pre-pubescent yap loudly, and when threats of violence became imminent, would quickly pull out the "Call the Cops" card. When one of the surfers called The Shart out on it, His Shartness paddled faster than anyone has ever seen over to another peak, all the while running his yap about how the other peak "was faster than anything any surfer could handle". It was great stuff, but I have to admit that I thought we were being trolled. Even if it was a troll, it was damn funny.