Wheels on a Surfboard

Discussion in 'Northeast' started by MFitz73, Apr 12, 2013.

  1. MFitz73

    MFitz73 Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2010
    Hey guys, I see that its now a free for all. after weeks of nonsense posts showing up and culminating in the fins on the front of a surfboard... I had a thought.... how about wheels on a surfboard? I mean think about it. skateboards are things we stand on. we stand on surfboards... why not put wheels on surfboards?
     
  2. ClemsonSurf

    ClemsonSurf Well-Known Member

    Dec 10, 2007
    Sometimes I lay on my surfboard... I lay on my bed too. Maybe I should put a pillow on my surfboard.
     

  3. MFitz73

    MFitz73 Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2010
    I got a good laugh on that one... nice.
     
  4. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    Sometimes I sit on my surfboard... I sit on my toilet too. Maybe I should put a roll of toilet paper in the front and nudie mag on the back
     
  5. aka pumpmaster

    aka pumpmaster Well-Known Member

    Apr 30, 2008
    nah, just drop that deuce right in the ocean.
     
  6. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    Back to the seadump thread, nice!
     
  7. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the ocean....
     
  8. nynj

    nynj Well-Known Member

    Jul 27, 2012
    What about wetsuits with gun holsters... So you can shoot someone that drops in (more effective than the Fitzpedo). Or better yet, you can shoot sharks 10 feet under water! When you get that eerie feeling you can just start popping off shots randomly... That'll show em
     
  9. krl0919

    krl0919 Well-Known Member

    302
    May 3, 2011
    I have sex with my girlfriend. I also have sex with my surfboard. Maybe I should rub wax all over my girlfriend?
     
  10. MFitz73

    MFitz73 Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2010
    few things in this world are as "effective" as the FitzPedo.
     
  11. nynj

    nynj Well-Known Member

    Jul 27, 2012
    True dat.... I heard Obama threatened to Fizpedo N. Korea. They have since backjed down and removed their missle from the coast... Good job
     
  12. CBSCREWBY

    CBSCREWBY Well-Known Member

    Feb 21, 2012
    As long as it's Sex Wax...
     
  13. chicharronne

    chicharronne Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2006
    I was at the 7/11 at whalebone junction when a goober came out with a bar of sex wax. he was waving at his heffer sow wife saying. "lookit honey, we're in for a good time tonite. yessir" He prolly knew what it was for so he'd rubbed it on her fat back so she wouldn't buck him off.
     
  14. CBSCREWBY

    CBSCREWBY Well-Known Member

    Feb 21, 2012
  15. Riley Martin's Disgruntled Neighbor

    Riley Martin's Disgruntled Neighbor Well-Known Member

    Aug 22, 2012
    I have a rearfacing go pro cam on my toilet. I poop like a hero.
     
  16. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    It may just be that Roy is working on this very item for his $ 3mln board that's rumored to be coming out of the skunkworks.
     
  17. TheWocal

    TheWocal Well-Known Member

    111
    Sep 4, 2012
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH this guy cracks me up hahaha props man
     
  18. Betty

    Betty Well-Known Member

    Oct 14, 2012
    This thread is Frickin' hilarious! Thanks guys for the laughs!