Where in the hell is Riley?

Anytime brother! Glad to send ya some laughs.

 

Really, where did he go...

Kinda miss em.

 

I think Gruvi is using the "force" on Riley

 

forcing him to do what?

 

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He's in Atlantic County Ol' MISY

Why don't you mosey on up the parkway and pay him a visit

You won't be disappointed

Yo score a New Jerseyian wave since your arrival MISY13

 

You're Sjb.

 

axactly. joandowski=rileymon (acept less kool)

 

yerp


too bad whalerus got banned

he was hilarious

fvck you mods

 

That was a good one Tolken Black Guy.

Ahhh, I got in a fight with my "boss" who was looking to sabotage me because he's been worried aboot me taking his job since my arrival. Well, after watching him fark with people over the last 16 months, it was finally my turn. I caught him talking shoot aboot me to our superior. I mean the guy is a complete neurotic nut job. He's in conflict with every employee there. Has even made some of the women cry and run out of the building. But nothing ever happens to him. I'm currently in the midst of a wrongful termination legal action that there of which. Throw a little slander and defamation of character in there too. We'll see what happens with that.

So I let him have it, verbally, when I caught him slandering my holy name. I was given a choice to resign or be terminated. I selected termination. So, yeah, I'm not at work where I was doing my latest Swellinfo'ing at there of which.

Plus, I ran into some dude in May I used to buy herb from years ago. And, well, now he sells poison and I love poison. So, I've been kind of trucked-up lately. Half-sick most of the time, and just over everything.

Awwww

So there's that.

You guys still with the multiple personality stuff, huh? No, I'm not Jawn. I'm me and always have been.

MIS 13 you in Jersey? So am I. Wow, I haven't surfed in three weeks. I'm going to force myself to go tomorrow I think. Surfing bores me anymore. Drugs bore me anymore. I'm just plain bored of everything.

 

There's a lot of that goin' around, Riled Up Martin

but still good to see you back

 

Dude get your sh!t together! More surfing less doping! Boring Riley sucks! I'm sorry to hear you're getting effed in the a but no excuses!

 

missed you by a few days, o delusional one

see ya next time

 

i r bak.

rileymon iz bak to. axcept lame now. boo. he shud do sum drugs or sumthing an b intresting agan. tell us a story aboor snifing coke off a hookers cooch rileymon

 

Lame now?

Cracker, even when I'm not on Swellinfo actively, I'm still the greatest thing going here.

MIS- Delusional one? No, PP, I'm very in-tune with reality. Actually, one of my old pals is now seeing cops watching him from across the street - hiding in neighbor's bushes. Also, he claims people are using atari controllers to manipulate his TV. And, of course, both children and adults are shinning lights in his bedroom nightly, blinding him.

The cops are after his half-ounce of swag he has, according to him, and want to put him away.

That's a true story.

Oh and whether there's a thread for this already, F it.

Sorry you South Carolina types. I hope Blaster and BeerEngineer and the rest of you Palmetto Staters and Gamecocks are ok.

Before this coming summer I predicted that it would be a so-so summer for waves. It was.

I also predicted minimal hurrycane activity. Check.

And I predicted that SNC would get schalacked. Ok, I was just a little off geographically, but come on, SNC ....South Carolina...same thing right? And yes it wasn't technically a hurrycane that whacked-off South Carolina, but the system was influenced by River Phoenix's brother.

Delusional, heck no, I'm like a fortune teller.

 

welcome back dog

i think we lost clemsonsurf

 

Metard, thanks, but even when I'm not here, I'm still with you all.

I hope them Waffle House things are ok.

You South Carolinas think you got it bad. Three weeks ago the sandbars were shaping-up oh so nice at my most mediocre spot - you'll never say, "Yeah it was ok," as much as at my spot.....

How was it?

It was alright......

Anyways, yesterday just sucked at my place. Sandbars just trucked-up. Like, to the point where I might have to go somewhere else for awhile.

Where should I go?

 

Anywhere. Whats holding you back from going anywhere? Amsterdam, Iceland France, Spain, Morocco, Brazil,

you ain't got no job and you ain't got no sh!t to do.

 

Sh!t, I was just gonna ask you if I should come up there. All we have left down here is the north end of OC. I was there the past two days and while it wasn't Summer crowded, it was still too many people for my selfish need for solitude at this time of year. They have 'replenished everywhere else. Maybe we should go to LBI? Wooden Jetty?

 

Dude, I'm talking aboot a favorite jetty, locally, to call my own. My spot is just garbage right now. You should have seen what was going on yesterday.

Chavez, I don't know what to say. My place may be ok in a week. You never know. Actually now that I'm thinking aboot it, the place does have a history of being funky immediately following storms of consequence. So, I may be over reacting.

What aboot 10th st in Ava?

So many friendly surfers in OC's north end. Very happy.

Hey LBI, you drive, I'll navigate.