Yo that big burga eatin' nigga BUBZ in here trying to see who single..he's finally going what he came here for you know...claiming anal tubes..
Stole her from a band member. He was acting like a douche after a show (House Party), and I told her she shouldn't put up with his primadonna attitude. Been together over thirty years... Who says show business marriages don't work! lol
She came in thru the bathroom window...Not exactly. She came in to frame a photo of what was left of her apartment after hurricane Hugo. The 2nd floor bathroom had no ceiling and was covered in mud but the towels and stuff were still hanging there like nothing happened.
Jackson, Wyoming/Grand Tetons, Idaho. "Taught" her to snowboard. After the first few pointers, she promptly fell and broke her wrist. When consoling her while sitting on an old wooden bench, I asked her to shuffle up so I could sit down. She did and got splinters in her ass...
My upstairs neighbor dropped off a flyer for a dispensary. She became my weed fairy then my girlfriend.