Who Is Clownface

Discussion in 'Mid Atlantic' started by xgen70, Mar 16, 2017.

  1. xgen70

    xgen70 Well-Known Member

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    May 25, 2006
    People want to know who Clownface is.

    Some think he is a **** and should be up on charges.

    Some think he is a hero to the paddle in masses.

    Some think he is just an evil troll.

    And Some think he is just a bad Clown.

    If he was just a Rock-N-Roll Clown that did Cocaine that would not be so bad, I guess.

    But a Clownface with a bloody knife as his avatar is so hard core and foreboding, people want to know who you are.

    Seriously, man up and tell us who you are so we can get the proper name on the restraining order.
     
  2. UnfurleD

    UnfurleD Well-Known Member

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    Jul 13, 2016
    that's my guess. haven't seen a rock n roll clown in a while- talking KISS right?
     

  3. Scoopy!

    Scoopy! Well-Known Member

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    Aug 28, 2016
    [video=youtube;LBbMCXZi5Hw]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBbMCXZi5Hw[/video]
     
  4. kidde rocque

    kidde rocque Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2016
    Dude that show was so hilarious, I can't believe they took it off Adult Swim.

    "C-c-c-c-cocaine!" lmao
     
  5. Clownface

    Clownface Well-Known Member

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    Jan 24, 2017
  6. nopantsLance

    nopantsLance Well-Known Member

    Aug 15, 2016
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  7. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    Personally, I think he is a young buck from OC that doesn't have any friends with skis. Maybe he asked Colin for a tow one day and Colin blew him off, so now he is mad. Maybe Colin snaked him. Maybe he is the guy you see slapping the water and screaming to the sky when he falls off his surf boart trying a trick. Maybe he had a crappy breakfast at The Alaska Stand. Its a mystery!
     
  8. Clownface

    Clownface Well-Known Member

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    Jan 24, 2017
    Get tricky boost boi Me and Dupkiss used to be friends but Anakin over there choose the darkside. I've surfed IRL before sand pumping destroyed the jetty spot. I've surfed Earl, Irene, Fabian, Isabela, Bill, and gobs of other tropical storms. I hate the Weather Channel for naming winter Storms. I Name Clouds out back my house now, it's clear sky's now so none of my friends are hanging around.
     
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  9. aka pumpmaster

    aka pumpmaster Well-Known Member

    Apr 30, 2008
  10. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    I don't know what's more entertaining, these developments or watching dorkpatrol get eviscerated in hid poli sci group.
     
  11. Clownface

    Clownface Well-Known Member

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    Jan 24, 2017
    I got my first board 20 years ago at the Ashton surf shop in west O by the pizza tugoes, I think it's trader Lee's now. Back when Andrew Bower was the best surfer intown and Lost boards were cool
     
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  12. nopantsLance

    nopantsLance Well-Known Member

    Aug 15, 2016
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  13. aka pumpmaster

    aka pumpmaster Well-Known Member

    Apr 30, 2008
    if he could only have kept that shop going.....
     
  14. Clownface

    Clownface Well-Known Member

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    Jan 24, 2017
    He made the best funshape boards in the history of surfing I think, if your into funshapes
     
  15. aka pumpmaster

    aka pumpmaster Well-Known Member

    Apr 30, 2008
    love is fish shapes too (not a funshape fan)
     
  16. Clownface

    Clownface Well-Known Member

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    Jan 24, 2017
    It was like surfing a Cadillac
     
  17. Clownface

    Clownface Well-Known Member

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    Jan 24, 2017
    We should start a liquor store, slash Bar, slash Surfshop, that's guaranteed money. Drunk surfers would by surfboards spontaneously ( also that away we can call each other dough canoes in person )
     
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  18. SkegLegs

    SkegLegs Well-Known Member

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    Feb 8, 2009
    So you're washed up.
     
  19. aka pumpmaster

    aka pumpmaster Well-Known Member

    Apr 30, 2008
    Christ, what does that make me....I got my first board in 1980 at Sundancer on Division.
     
  20. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    Is dough canoe slang for a fat a$$?