Who Is Clownface

Discussion in 'Mid Atlantic' started by xgen70, Mar 16, 2017.

  1. Clownface

    Clownface Well-Known Member

    747
    Jan 24, 2017
    I'm all about flexing my mussel at the main spot, problem is on a good day like the election day swell everybody seemed like a pro ( that day was not heavy she was a cream puff )
     
  2. Zippy

    Zippy Well-Known Member

    Nov 16, 2007
    lol, come on you know I sat wide with all the girls. No way I could take sitting among the Brazilians at the point. I still got some of the best waves of my life picking up all the scraps.
     

  3. kidde rocque

    kidde rocque Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2016
    "flexing my mussel", lmao

    Is that anything like de-shelling the gooeyduck?
     
  4. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    Are you a midtown camera whore?
     
  5. Zippy

    Zippy Well-Known Member

    Nov 16, 2007
    gooeyduck is a disgusting looking creature but I bet it tastes good. I would rather have Maine Steamers.
     
  6. Clownface

    Clownface Well-Known Member

    747
    Jan 24, 2017
    It's better than hiding in front the Hilton. We need a hurricane to flush the Sholes out bad, we're getting a shadow on south swells. I used to Hilton on south swells; not anymore after last year's mega nor' easter built up the sholes
     
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  7. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    Not a chance.
    He says he can "air anything". First, "air" is for phags,. Second, if he comes here to brag about that, he is a moron. Third-his shtick is boring. Loser for sure. All around loser to boot.
     
  8. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    And your mussel is your anus when your boyfriend withdraws after filling you up?
    Get lost, moron.
     
  9. kidde rocque

    kidde rocque Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2016
    Exactly. Which is why he fits in.

    He's the new Shred
     
  10. BassMon2

    BassMon2 Well-Known Member

    Jan 27, 2015
    I think he is actually a avid surfer, whether good or not. He talks like he's not a complete kook. Seems to know a thing or two. But at the end of the day he's trolling. If he didn't troll and would shut up about the damn step offs, i think he'd be alright. The way he posts in those threads remind me of a mix between brad and emass. And he's not wrong, of guys are using skis in paddle-able waves, its douchey. Diffrent story of its not.
     
  11. Clownface

    Clownface Well-Known Member

    747
    Jan 24, 2017
    Barry Cuda you're just mad because every Masshole has already made you their b*tch
     
  12. nopantsLance

    nopantsLance Well-Known Member

    Aug 15, 2016
    [video=youtube;7jKCa54blg8]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jKCa54blg8&feature=youtu.be[/video]
     
  13. Clownface

    Clownface Well-Known Member

    747
    Jan 24, 2017
    I'm still stoked about that last swell, I'm practically reeling
     
  14. aka pumpmaster

    aka pumpmaster Well-Known Member

    Apr 30, 2008
    can you do airs Barry?
     
  15. aka pumpmaster

    aka pumpmaster Well-Known Member

    Apr 30, 2008
  16. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    Can but don't. Only phags do airs.
     
  17. aka pumpmaster

    aka pumpmaster Well-Known Member

    Apr 30, 2008
    ok. just checking. Never been able to do them but think they are pretty sweet if done properly.
     
  18. LazyE

    LazyE Well-Known Member

    Aug 6, 2014
    Place and time for airs. Hate seeing someone waist a whole wave so they can catch air at the end. Seen more and more of that with the younglings. Most of the time I've gotten fins lose is more of an accident than not.
     
  19. nopantsLance

    nopantsLance Well-Known Member

    Aug 15, 2016
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  20. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    LOL I don't mess with airs, not my style, but that was funny.