Who Voted Expert?

In lieu of Fiddle Faddle, perhaps these would suffice ..
Screaming_Yellow_Zonkers

 

the Walgreens on the Vegas Strip sells shots at the check out...SHOTS!

 

It took me years to figure out that if you just sit at any of the slot machines in Vegas, the drinks are FREE. Just be sure to tip your waitress.

 

It took you years to figure this out?

 

HaHa +1

 

Also, I voted expert and I got proof

 

really digging that layback.that nigga is horizontal lol

 

those "FREE" drinks usually cost me an arm and a leg!

 

Yep. Pretty sad, isn't it? Not one of my better moments. But to be honest, I've only been there maybe 6 times.

 

Dude, these are some of the funniest shots I've seen. That first guy is planking so hard. And that last guy is getting drilled by that perfect little peeler.

 

I used ta was a spurt. Now I are an ex-spurt.

 

Expert level

 

Hollow be thy way(ve).

 

Nice!

 

Of course I'm an expert! I got all the surf stickers, multiple boards, wet suites in various colors (<and I know how to spell it correctly), surf racks, cool baggies, sweet surf kicks and I talk all gnarly dude. Oh and I got a righteous beard and a skateboard! No one has actually seen me in the water but trust me I shhhrrreeeeed. I'm a legend in my own mind!

 

^^ Hollister sponsorship?

 

.. and then there's the submarine flying a kite that looks like a quad SB.

 

Bwaaaahahahahahaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!