Who wants to film me ripping Hatteras this week?

Yeah there was some juice but it was crowded and a small window with the right wind. Nothing like the shackfest you got bro.

 

ya colorado. We got one of the houses there on the beach. Stoke factor is high! Although coming back to Maui the crowds are never gone! Just different.

 

Life is good! I'm off to Rincon next month!

 

There were no rippers with cameras waiting in the parking lot of Conner's today. Maybe I was too late? I did get some chicken though.

 

Tremendous.

Trying to figure out if there is such a thing as low-season / uncrowded at Rincon and Wildo.

 

Panga Drop & Colorado right there for your crew. I used to own a condo in the bldg right behind Colorado. On a solid day at Colorado, you'll be happily picking sand out of every orifice you got.

 

Early-Mid November. Just be gone before turkey day. This will be my 4th year in a row, always score.

 

Muchas gracias. I recall you have a bunch of PR trek experience; that's appreciated.

 

LEe, I'm there Nov 10-19. Will we cross paths?

 

Heeeeeere's HOTY!!!

 

uh-oh

 

Listen up, Gilligan, 'your thread' sucks asss. Just like you do it in Buxton every night.

We're trying to make this thread into something about surfing, and not about your fixation with you.

You seem to be a mutant dwarf who can't find his bar where they're holding the you-tossing contest.

You paid a Mexican to film you...? Really? Who the eff cares? Unless of course you allowed your 'Mexican' to bind you with duct tape & sprinkle glitter all over your pale white tail; in that case, we can hear waynetheinsaaaaane revving up the hemi on his rape van just for you.

You & your 'Mexican' are of zero interest to anyone except the troll in your bathroom mirror this morning.
Oh, wait, you're a dwarf. Which means that the only thing you see as you longingly gaze up at the mirror......is nothingness! Feels like home, doesn't it sparky?

 

dear waveslayer,




love,

metard

 

if you're a goofy and (if you don't know this) the swell is MEDIUM w/southwesterly component then
be sure to check out manzanillo...the left point.

this wave rox; had it to myself w/just one bud....you gotta boat in and stay off the land...or they will
convince you to stay off the land.

 

I fixed your statement for ya.

Yeah...Go suck a dik.

 

Man do I miss being on the receiving end of these "Get off my lawn" rants. Get 'em yank!

 

Let's see the footage.