This is hilarious. Anyway, I thought you were from MA. But I love your posts - you can be honorary NH resident. Head up the dept of anti-tourism.
I have a question,why are Hawaiians so feared and supposedly the toughest out there?yea im sure u send one white kid from florida that drops in on a Hawaiian at pipe and hes surrounded by 50 fake local Hawaiians that don't even live on Oahu and the 1 white kid gets beat up.take kala or sunny Garcia or whoever else is a toughguy and put them in Newark at Bergen st and springfield ave and see how tough they are.i don't remember seeing haliewa or waimai on Americas most dangerous places,newark made it to number 2,camden fell down to 7.nj is a dangerous place lol,people get killed over here,mostly blacks but still.australians get drunk and beat people with billyclubs,I wouldn't fear them either,unless im in Australia.
I surfed with Sunny Garcia when I lived in Belmar a week before the pro in like 2002ish and he was paddling around purposely instead of taking turns. I dropped in on him purposely and called him to the beach and he punked out and got in line. Not even a belmar joke. Sunny is a pu$$y. His tough guy image is only when hes got a bunch of backup or a camera on him. And for the record I wouldn't hang out in Newark cause i'm not that stupid or look for a fight in general but his arrogance pissed me off.
Says the mangina that's scared of some inanimate steel. Go munch some granola and puff up the surf bravado with your super tough buddies built like 12 year old stamp collectors. "bro I'm ripped", no bro, you eat kale and surf all day. My mother would be ripped if she was a tree hugging vegan that surfed all day, and she's 60. Rcarter and his fairy antics again. Go rub one out to maddow, you know you like that slick butchy swag.
F them and their stupid stick figure tat. Ill keep my beloved polluted syringe infested freezing Jersey and they can Keep their circle jerk of camera showboating goin in hawaii. Don't come here and stink eye me and paddle around in my home just because you got a tattoo a fake ass surf magazine gang and an article that says you're bad.
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exactly, hawaiians are just ****in pussies that have to use force in numbers to win a fight. And surfermag is like the hawaiians little ***** that writes all these articles on da hui, claiming how tough they are and how they'll kick your ass if you drop in on them.
WOAH... Im fairly new here, but did you just do two unforgivables in one post?! Did you back Michaela Jr. AND diss Carter?
I'll tell you who doesn't win.... STanKee. that kook gets his azz kicked no matter where he is or who he's with.
Remember, NJ Glide, it wasn't Sunny's fault. He had a cocaine, Snickers, McDonald's and Coca Cola habit back then. Yeah, first of all, being all manly and macho sucks. American prison culture is pretty stupid. "Hey, I'm serving 18 months so I'll stab this guy because he disrespected me." No matter how bad you think you are, there's someone badder out there. And everybody thinks their version of bad is numero uno: City types think the raw streets of Bridgeport and the constant violence is tough Hawaiians think living around cane fields, hunting boars and do ka-ra-te is tough. Southern California white boys think their proximity to South LA and their rap CD collection makes them tough. Surfing Mag actually ran an article several years ago illustrating the hardcore life of La Jolla residents. It was pretty comical. Wealthy white boys doing drugs, so tragic. Hillbillies think illiteracy and woodsy survival skills make them tough.... Oh, NJ Glide, there was a reported incident, many years ago, concerning Sunny Garcia. He got into a road incident with the wrong group of LA tough guys, and he got pounced. He's lucky he didn't get shot. Of course, the surf media, that sucks-up to the advertisers and their golden boys, barely made mention of it until years later..... You know who sucks? Everybody who thinks that their "special talent" makes them superior to others, and fuels their egos to act like bastards.... And the toughest place in America is.......North Philadelphia.
