why america is better than canada

Bud (vs beer) pong?

BONG PONG!

The Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen AND Bong Pong.

The Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen, AF-TER Bong Pong.

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x79zxf_ren-stimpy-the-royal-canadian-kilte_shortfilms

Maybe fun, but y'all still gotta work on the barter system and surf lessons.

 

That's some BK street knowledge breh, ever buy rosemary in west village on dl?

 

Oh, btw... Ren and Stimpy was written by a Canuck, so it's all in fun.

Gotta love how y'all drive on frozen rivers in the winter.

Neuticles.

Large, frosty, neuticles.

 

My Navy buddies and I found this to be true in '82 while driving across the border from WA to BC. Our ship was in overhaul at the Navy's shipyard in Bremerton, WA.
It's been awhile so my memory is a bit fuzzy. While we were stopped at the border, the Canadian border guard asked if we had anything to claim (i.e., anything that wasn't permitted to be taken across the border). "No, not really," we said. "Just a couple bodies in the trunk. Does porn count?"
Not funny.
Border guard: "I know why you guys are coming here: to get drunk, raise hell, and take advantage of our women. Drive over to that building and get in line".
Sh*t. Ya had to be a wise a$$.
After having to wait quite awhile, we were asked more questions by a grouchy woman border guard. Our car was then searched, and we were reluctantly told to go but to stay out of trouble...or else.
Welcome to Canada.
But we were young and dumb.
Got drunk that night in Vancouver, had hookers in our hotel rooms, and were visited by hotel security. It was a big hotel. Don't really remember a lot of that night.
Vancouver is a nice city. Such a beautiful area. Took the ferry to Victoria Island the next morning. We behaved ourselves the following night.

 

Wait ,what about the good things Canada has given us.
Maple syrup, Molson, Rush ,Amanda Crew.

 

No amount of beavers jumping border south to u.s. of a. will blemish the impact Rush had. +1000 on that

 

Priceless. In my case the grouchy 6'4 lady was fitted in the toll booth. She was nice enough though, in a Tommy Lee Jones kinda way, same smile. But then again, i was being a smart mouth and opened the conversation with "nice day, eh?"

I don't know about porn smuggling, but they seem to get a little nervous if you have fruit with you... Like pop the trunk, grab the bananas and look at you like "what's all this?!?!?"

 

Great story DosXX.

 

Guns. I love those. America's silly hat is way too tight about those.

Doesn't help that it stays bone cracking cold until April (speaking for eastern and central canada).

Went to bal en blanc once though. They do know how to party, i'll give them that much.

 

Bryan Adams? Beiber?

 

Not a Rush fan are you?

 

'We each pay a fabulous price price for our vision of paradise'

 

gayhomo***

 

Umm, I got news for you - I am sure one wet but tight french beaver from Quebec will make you forget Rush, in a rush!!!

 

naked pics please

 

Of all the talking heads, I like Rush the best. Dont worry though, I got ya hooked up:

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