Why bodyboarding is better than surfing

Discussion in 'Global Bodyboarding Talk' started by epictetus, Aug 6, 2013.

  1. shark-hunter

    shark-hunter Well-Known Member

    Apr 29, 2012
    Zach you are the one who came on the bodyboarding forum attacking bodyboarders. You picked a fight. Period. I was never going off on surfing about how it's for a 12 year old and **** like that. Give me a break. You're disrespectful for no reason.
  2. ClemsonSurf

    ClemsonSurf Well-Known Member

    Dec 10, 2007
    shark-hunter, go to your home.


    Thank you for your time here but we don't need you anymore. You're needed at bodyboarder.com. They miss you.

  3. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    This goddamn waste of ****ing time thread is still going??? Jesus H Christ.

    Ya know Zach, you passive-aggressively **** on something I do, all the while saying, 'it's all love bro', well ya know what, it isn't, and **** you. What are you mad that your professional aspirations weren't realized? Or that your stuck on HHI with ****ty surf for the next couple years? Or that you lived your glory days, surfed all there is to surf, and now it's all down hill. Which is it? Yeah, we ****ing get it, there's not much love for sponges out west, big ****in' deal. What about Seal? I'll post a video right now showing NOTHING BUT sponges there on a decent sized swell. Get the **** over yourself. How about France, Portugal, Ireland, Brazil, the Canary Islands? Big sponge communities on all of them. The islands and other places have already been mentioned so I'll move on. SoCal isn't waveriding's spritual home, the islands are. SoCal is the home of the ****ing surf industry that will create crowded lineups for all of you. You guys can ****ing have SoCal. But don't keep ****ting on something I love and not expect this **** to get personal.

    Kidrock...first of all, your posts are just like the music you make(why the **** would you choose that handle???????). Lacking substance, quality, and originality. In fact, all I see you do on here is jump on threads to ****ing dry hump Zach. 'Oh Zach remember those guys at OB pier? Yeah that enforcer was a kneelo for crying out loud.' Shut the **** up and stop sucking Zach's ****. Your knees must be sore by now anyway. Why don't you guys just restrict your homo-erotic nostalgia to PM's, and save the rest of us the cognitive processing time. Because nobody cares if you ****ing knew(or blew) the same people.

    DPSUP...sorry dude, but a big old **** you to you also(oh zach great three posts in a row but I have to ask you this question...). Get off your knees. You kiss your wife with that mouth? Disappointed that I had to include you in this.

    MIS...****ing instigate much? Another disappointment, I used to like you, but ya know what? Bear was spot on aboot you. And only pussies instigate. You ideologues are all the same. To quote my old friend Ed, 'Sentiment without action is the ruin of the soul'. More practice, less theory, brah. And yeah, you got owned anytime you tried to debate him.

    Suboxxone...or whatever the **** your name is, worst first post, ever. You're not even worth the 30 seconds it took me to type this, but you're probly in a ****ing gutter somewhere anyway. **** you.

    Bunch of ****ing herd mentality ***gots. And here's a big, resounding **** you to anyone I forgot(hinmo you're a yuppie ***got, headhigh you're included here, and others...)

    I'll tell all you ****ers this much, think twice before you open your ****ing mouth in the water in my neck of the woods. Because once all you fair weather assholes start coming out of the woodwork and clogging my spots, I will be treating any hint of aggression with expedience and extreme prejudice. And I ****ing gurantee you'll come out on the losing end. See ya in the water *****es.

    Yeah, I avoided this site all day and this is the **** I see when I get on, so **** it, it's not even entertaining here anymore.

    To all you other dudes I like, you know who you are(if we've communicated through PM, that means you), Godspeed, good surf, and offshores to all of you.
  4. BeachCruiser01

    BeachCruiser01 Well-Known Member

    Sep 14, 2007
    "The best surfer out there is the one having the most fun." - Phil Edwards.

    Sometimes I break out the KMart Spiderman kickboard and paddle out to the holier-than-thou hardcore shredders in the line up. Why? Because a summer 2 foot wind swell is nothing to get "serious" about.

    At some point in surfing history, whatever craft you are now riding* was considered heretical to the "real" surfing experience.

    *unless you are foot dragging your olo down the line.
  5. ClemsonSurf

    ClemsonSurf Well-Known Member

    Dec 10, 2007
    Goodbye post?
  6. sisurfdogg

    sisurfdogg Well-Known Member

    Jun 17, 2013
    I think it is time everyone took a deep breath, watch one of the Raids on Lowers videos on YouTube, and rearrange the tudes. We are all lovers of Mother O. Peace, Aloha, and Kumbaya bros.
  7. SI_Admin

    SI_Admin Guest

    No, this is not true. The name of this sub-forum is called Global Bodyboarding Talk. For those, who wish to not discuss bodyboarding, you can ignore this sub forum.
  8. zach619

    zach619 Well-Known Member

    Jan 21, 2009
    Damn my man. I do apologize that you were that irritated by my comments. I usually try keep my rambling to a minimum. For some reason, I just couldn't let this thread go. I know there are a lot of guys on here who take boogieboarding as serious as I do surfing and I would be pissed to if someone took a shot at me. It was nothing personal, and if nothing more came from this thread, I will have a new found respect for the next group of spongers I paddle out with. It's obvious from a lot of your comments how serious this is to you, and I am an outsider looking in, so I really shouldn't be judging anyone anyway...

    Guess my original message was lost in hate filled rants. I was just trying to say that its hard enough for a stand up surfer to go to a place like the west coast and fit in with all the locals that have been there for generations and boogie boarders get a pretty harsh treatment where I was located. I said through and through I didn't agree with it, it was just observation.

    And for the record, this thread is called "Why Boogieboarding is better than surfing" so from it's inception, it was a shot at us. The script just got flipped.

    And to SI_Admin: I, like many others probably do just simply click on the FORUM button, it takes you to all posts in all forums. I never click through regional links etc. And when a post sits atop the over all forum lists day after day, we are all going to read it. Especially when it is making claims and comparisons to surfing.

    We all saw this trainwreck coming. I knew I should have walked away from it days ago. I would like to consider myself, usually a solid contributor hear that is willing to listen and learn from anyone else that can shed light to me on any topic in here.

    Again, sorry to our brothers from another mother.
  9. ClemsonSurf

    ClemsonSurf Well-Known Member

    Dec 10, 2007
    Really? Make it show up somewhere else so "you people" can play in the corner by yourselves.
  10. ihatelongboarders

    ihatelongboarders Well-Known Member

    Dec 13, 2007
  11. northendcanyon

    northendcanyon Well-Known Member

    Mar 21, 2013
    Damn bros I know if I was an east coast bystander I would be sketching out. Did yall see seldom seen's post? I mean we all knew he was a little coocoo, and I thought maybe he was flying over the nest but I Think he set up shop and roosted. Makes me glad to be a sponger although to be honest I usually stink eye everybody so he would probably heel hook me too. Hope he doesn't drift into the canyon on a longshore...
  12. northendcanyon

    northendcanyon Well-Known Member

    Mar 21, 2013
    Whoa bro I thought we ironed out that we aren't bigots on the east coast. We left that stuff in the past. I forgive this transgression but you have to be easy on the hate speech browdy.
  13. ClemsonSurf

    ClemsonSurf Well-Known Member

    Dec 10, 2007
    Micah subbed out his modding a long time ago. Were the quotation marks too much?


    Sep 17, 2013
    SS why so serious? get.over.yourself.

    life is a joke if you cant laugh at yourself, then well you are doing it wrong

    good luck
  15. njsurfer42

    njsurfer42 Well-Known Member

    Nov 9, 2009

    it would be lovely if there was a way we could choose not to see that sub-forum. otherwise threads like this will continue to turn into this:


    Sep 17, 2013
    are you kidding, this is hilarious! we have grown men getting panties in a bunch over whose a bigger kook.

    I feel total satisfaction, like lard-@$$ after he set in motion the wheels for the 'complete barforama'
  17. sisurfdogg

    sisurfdogg Well-Known Member

    Jun 17, 2013
    Is it, like flat from Florida to Maine, from San Diego to Oahu? Lot's of precious time spent on this here forum today by lots of folks. Just guessing.
  18. cepriano

    cepriano Well-Known Member

    Apr 20, 2012

    heres a good sized pic of Malibu on an epic day.it seriously makes me laugh myself to oblivion everytime I see someone trying to compare waves,like some of have no phuckin clue what they are talking about,shark hunter...

    ok il break it down for the 631 time,small swells small waves.big swells big waves.i can post a pic of pipe on a 2 ft day,and a pic of jersey during doomsday and say yea jersey is way heavier.iv seen a lot of swells,more than I can write in a notebook.everywhere gets epic,everywhere gets small.its science bych.theres days in jersey where its 15 ft and 300 out of the 305 surf spots are closed out,and this one spot is perfectly groomed sandbar with perfect 12 footers breaking consitantly.

    surfing is nowhere near as close to how easy to get a wave.hey shark hunter,if u live in the central jersey area,im near central,il bring my everyday 6'2 I use to get barreled,u bring ur everyday boogyboard with ur fins,well trade and go round for round for 20 waves.il catch every wave on the boogy,Il bet 100 dollars u don't make one wave.if u even make the drop,il consider that and il pay u for it.youll have no problem paddling for the wave,im pretty sure u can atleast do that,but when it comes to poppin up right under the lip before its about to fall,gaurentee u don't make one drop.im serious too,if ur in nj pm me well set something up.if I can do an off the lip then u can pay me.

    seriously iv always joked about spongers among other surfers,funny thing too,one spot I was at like 8 yrs ago,is an all sponging beach.i didn't realize it at the time because I was already out and surfed out and im sitting there talking with these dudes,makng fun of spongers,they laugh haha,then go to their car and like 12 people come up with sponges.its just fun,i wouldn't feel intimated or threatened if someone was talkin crap about surfers.u take this shyt to heart,calm down dude,every page u comment 10 out of 12 spots.i never had a problem with spongers but seeing ur rants are really starting to make me hate spongers.but I cant be biased against a group because of one lonely soul.its like damning Iraq for having nothing to do with 911.i take the high road
  19. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    Seen! Don't split this scene. This Forum needs your voice, for real. Yours is one of the voices of pragmatism & free speech, you don't have an agenda & you don't like wayne666; plus, your posts earned you HOF status.

    So, kick a latex dummy named chucka-boo-boo where its nuts used to be & get on back here, maybe just let this thread go, mang.


    Sep 17, 2013
    ss is gonna go get irie after work and then he will be back. they always come back