Why did this thread get locked?

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by Tlokein, Apr 11, 2014.

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  1. Apr 11, 2014 #21
    Tlokein

    Tlokein Well-Known Member

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    Now now...we can use a more elegant method. If he weighs the same as a duck...
     
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  3. Apr 11, 2014 #22
    aka pumpmaster

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    or if you ask him about the nature of the universe and he says that the universe revolves around the earth and is only 6000 years old.
     
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  5. Apr 11, 2014 #23
    yankee

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    Absolutely.
     
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  6. Apr 11, 2014 #24
    yankee

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    Many people here have been there tried that philo, i.e., posting on surfing threads just to 'demote' the wayne666 (and gnome) threads. But, like sea lice, they keep on coming 'round & scratching.

    As for the lawsuits....spoken like a true modern American, philo. Are you kiddn me. Who needs psuedo-accusations when we've got people ripping each other apart with direct online verbal onslaughts & posting vines showing wacky chubster assaults on latex dummies whilst screaming 'Yankee' repeatedly?

    Cue the trolls (not you philo).
     
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  7. Apr 11, 2014 #25
    yankee

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    definitely
     
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  8. Apr 11, 2014 #26
    worsey

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    this makes sense and could help the local economy. i mean, why should salem get all the
    witch burning tourism? how bout a warlock drowning ceremony?
     
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  9. Apr 11, 2014 #27
    njsurfer42

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    this is why i just started posting about Pastafarianism whenever it comes up. if he can promote his religion, i can promote mine.

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    rAmen.
     
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  10. Apr 11, 2014 #28
    Tlokein

    Tlokein Well-Known Member

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    njsurfer42 I know you're partial to the FSM but you might want to check out Marduk. He's an OG (original god) who's fallen out of the market but is looking to get back in the game and is throwing out some sweet deals.

    In addition to the usual promises of heaven\afterlife living conditions he also has some surfer specific packages relating to swells and sea lice and such. And its a pretty non-restrictive deal, no signup fees, no penalty for early withdrawal, and the rules are very libertarian. You can pretty much do what you want as long as you aren't bothering anyone else, just have to give him a shout out every now and then.

    I'm seriously thinking of switching over. Shopping it around a bit but so far he's got the sweetest deal going.

    If you're interested just draw a circle in the sand and yell "MARDUK FREAKING RULES". The pop-up ad will appear in the air in front of you and you can just click on it to start signing up. Make sure your pop-up blocker is turned off.
     
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  11. Apr 11, 2014 #29
    aka pumpmaster

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    I going to become a Jedi http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jediism
     
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  12. Apr 11, 2014 #30
    njsurfer42

    njsurfer42 Well-Known Member

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    yes, but does your god (little "g") have pirates & beer? i thought not. FSM is the One True God!

    rAmen.
     
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  13. Apr 11, 2014 #31
    aka pumpmaster

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    you forgot boobs
     
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  14. Apr 11, 2014 #32
    Blackfish

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    [QUOTE
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    rAmen.[/QUOTE]

    That is Awesome! There came a path in my life where the road became two and I had to choose a way, I chose the path of Dudiesm, and became a Dudest Priest (Ordained through the church of the latter day dude)
     
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  15. Apr 11, 2014 #33
    MY SAVIOR

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    Thank you for the confirmation it is not me. Also feel free to light up my phone since everything including my number is public. One thing I ask though be nice to my family for they are part of this surf ministry/church.
     
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  16. Apr 11, 2014 #34
    Sandblasters

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    I think he was the biggest troll we have ever seen in honest.
     
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  17. Apr 11, 2014 #35
    njsurfer42

    njsurfer42 Well-Known Member

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    as a somewhat lackadaisical follower of FSM, oversights are bound to happen. i can only pray that FSM, in His Noodly wisdom, sees fit to forgive me of my sins.
    also, as my wife will attest, i'm a bit of an ass man. (not as ass, man. well, actually, that too.)
     
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  18. Apr 11, 2014 #36
    seldom seen

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    Dude are you for reals? I've given serious consideration to joining the movement.
     
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  19. Apr 11, 2014 #37
    Tlokein

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    That is Awesome! There came a path in my life where the road became two and I had to choose a way, I chose the path of Dudiesm, and became a Dudest Priest (Ordained through the church of the latter day dude)[/QUOTE]

    Shall we bow our heads and abide? Will the sacrament be white russians?
     
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  20. Apr 11, 2014 #38
    Tlokein

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    I can't take credit for this. I neither confirmed nor denied it was you, simply asked if it was. You should thank the ones who spoke up and said it was not you.

    Wayne no matter what I think of you I would never dream of involving or being unkind to your family. (Or anyone else's for that matter). Don't wait around for my call though.
     
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  21. Apr 11, 2014 #39
    Blackfish

    Blackfish Well-Known Member

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    For real. This dude abides.
     
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  22. Apr 11, 2014 #40
    seldom seen

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    Yes! Keep abiding good sir!
     
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