Why i give parking tickets at wrighstville beach, and how i feel about most on here

Im going down the street to drink and skate my friends mini. If you have any ACTUAL video footage of YOU skateboarding, surfing, snowboarding, or anykind of boarding, please post it at this time to prove your not some 12 year old kid behind a computer, or an M-fitz type guy riding a 10 foot longboard and prancing around it at all angles. and ill try to dig up my old camp woodward footage from when i used to dishdog.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTP_cTrS-Fk&list=PL0657292B2A88E4B7


before i go, scroll to 1:25 and youll understand why the kids i used to skateboard with have been in and out of jail more times than most career criminals.

 

Unfortunately, all of my woodward footage from when i used to be a lil shredder kid at woodward is on my paretns computer back in n.e. BUT (until i can upload it from there,)

if u had an edumacation, which u cleary does not,

you would understand the idea of "researching your opponent" before engaging in a verbal debate. Please scroll through some earlier threads to see the footage of myself skating as an advertisement for my craigslist re-sale business entitled
"tha-guttah". I believe the title of the short advertisement is labeled as "Tha Guttah Tapes"

if you are too incompetent to find it, ill paste it here for ya shorty.

 

I surfed a couple contests up in topsail. im not a contest surfer. My buddy tyler is all into esa, i think hes secound for the mens division or something.

its my personal belief that unless a sponser is willing to pay for my beer for the entirety of my life, or just literally buy me a new board on the spot im not down. Contest surfing is cool, but its not my vibe and I think the over-commercialization of surfing is whats killing it's soul right now.

additionally i think most sponsored surfers are just whores, and many of the pro-surfer wanna-bes in and around the w.b. area are just looking for a pimp.

Granted, i have never been offered a surf sponser, but i have declined skate sponsers before for being really corporate and gay. Sorry bud, i mean if you think im a mouthy *****, come surf with me. My number is posted.

 

my main point is if a skater were to fight a surfer, a skater would win most times because they have a harder pain tolerance. Surely, this is not always true, but I think dropping in on a hurricane wave is cake compared to bs boardsliding a 14 set handrail, or tre flipping a giant gap. Pavement is unforgiving, water doesn't hurt that bad. Im not saying im hard, im just emphasizing my point that most skaters are the dregs of society that don't care if they live or die.

In order to be a good skater, or surfer, in my opinion, (or at least the kind that I think are good) you have to lose your fear, have a deathwish, and WANT to die on a board.

 

still have yet to see ANY footage of you bud. Put ur camera where your mouth is. That was a commercial, i was skating a backyard mini made of masonight. Prehaps if you could land a kickflip....

 

do you know what a dishdog is? come on man use a couple of those brain cells that 9/11 didn't scare out of your skull and try firing some synapsis.

 

additionally, the point is the guttah is supposed to be straight garbage ITS THE ****ING GUTTAH.

If i advertised it as "THE BEST SKATE FOOTAGE OF ALL TIME" then thats fine to talk **** about the limited amounts of skating in the advertisement.

But no, i just spent five minutes filming 2 runs and ranting about obama with my bud mo, landed a couple 270-fakie pop feebles, an indy air, and messed up once on a 360-flip to rock. Considering I doubt you can even 360 flip on or off a ramp, and most likely cant even land a 360 on a surf-board, i would be hesitant to mock someone that your too much of a lil ***** to even give ur phone number to.

Ny-nj, why are you afraid to surf.skate in person? We can have someone film it, considering if it's not footy its fiction? I bet you $100 right now that your too ***** to meet up in person. Come on man! thats 100 bux just for not being a *****! i know its hard for you, but you can at least try!

 

^as you can see ny-nj even in 8th grade, i could PROBABYL bust a front side air on a skateboard better that you have hope of doing on any board. One real picture or video of you on or off a board would be nice. Otherwise i guess your just some little 12 year old kid, living in some ****ty part of post-industrial jersey or newyork right after the gw or tap. bridge, crying because he never had the foresight to wash dishes and go to woodward. Tis fine me lassy, words don't hurt me. Especially when their from an ignorant pompous ass such as yourself, with no sense how the proletariat world works.

 

This one is for you Ny-NJ and e-rock. Just stay on the path of righteousness boys, and don't let the internet bring ya down. Also, watch out for those orange envelopes if you end up on w.b.!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFnFr-DOPf8