Why I miss the shredmachine

Discussion in 'Non Surf Related' started by mushdoc, Dec 4, 2013.

  1. mushdoc

    mushdoc Well-Known Member

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    Jan 30, 2013
    The oft quoted "23 footer" reference is certainly worthy,but it is really one of the less memorable lines for me.

    Regarding workouts- " thats four plates on each side,you do the math"

    Car- " yeah and i drive the fastest car on my block "

    Surf-( advice to someone) " just practice your duck diving patterns..." ( patterns?)

    There were so many more and the fact is...I miss reading through those threads.I have rarely laughed so hard.
     
  2. Henny

    Henny Well-Known Member

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    Dec 27, 2011
    you sound like a gay.
     

  3. Valhallalla

    Valhallalla Well-Known Member

    Jan 24, 2013
    Yeah, I miss him too. Who can forget these golden nuggets:

    Hindus in bikinis

    Shotting the Honeyton pier

    NJ is the best state in the state

    The obviously copied and pasted "surf tips"

    His way out of line rants against Kure beach surfer for helping out the less fortunate

    Blaming all of his poor English on the auto-correct of his iPhone 7 (or was it 8?)

    Some miss him. Some don't. To it's their own, I say. To it's their own...
     
  4. mushdoc

    mushdoc Well-Known Member

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    Jan 30, 2013
    Not sure what to say to that. You are an expert on this subject?
     
  5. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    I miss him too...one of my faves was when he was all nice to some girl who posted, said "Aloha, I surf with girls all the time"...also liked the progression for 16' to 19' then the final jump to 23', check it, it was that calculated...
    I PM'd him onces, for sh!ts and giggles. Said "hey man, how are ya, what hve you been up to?"..to which he replied, "dating models and surfing barrels". Good stuff.
     
  6. BassMon

    BassMon Well-Known Member

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    May 8, 2013
    Although I wasn't a part of this forum when he was around, I did read this forum for years now and remember reading all the crazy things he said. Atleast he was genuinely funny unlike this atlanticO guy
     
  7. rcarter

    rcarter Well-Known Member

    Jul 26, 2009
    Yeah you know the Shreder was banging models and hindus all day long! That guy was so comical and insane it was the perfect mix.
     
  8. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    He was amazing in his own way, agreed; well said by most of the above posters.

    Someone should 'construct' who/what the shredmachine might be based on the tidbits he used to toss out. Such as the one where he informed us that he was a Wall Street stock trader making bank, with the latest iPhone bling & driving his BMW. Classic shredmachine.
     
  9. bassplayer

    bassplayer Well-Known Member

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    Oct 2, 2012
    If I recall, he said "23ft" because thats whats an offshore deep water buoy was reading when he supposedly went surfing during Sandy.
     
  10. Slashdog

    Slashdog Well-Known Member

    May 22, 2012
    I believe it was the fastest 'whip' on the block....

    NJschredmachine drove a Nissan; I'm almost sure of that.

    Let's be realistic, I'm the only one here who drives a BMW.
     
  11. mushdoc

    mushdoc Well-Known Member

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    Jan 30, 2013
    I have the image of Charlie Sheen from 'Wall Street'...mix that with the image of Keanu Reeves walking around with that big fun shape board in 'Point Break'.
     
  12. Koki Barrels

    Koki Barrels Well-Known Member

    Aug 14, 2008
    I really miss the little guy....needless, i say more.
     
  13. brewengineer

    brewengineer Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2011
    Hey! I have a BMW. But mine wouldn't fit in when looking for Hindus. It has 215k hard miles.
     
  14. brewengineer

    brewengineer Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2011
    I don't miss him, because it was just that doucher AtlanticO trolling. It was funny because he was too dumb to troll properly.
     
  15. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    I still maintain the shredmachine was 12 years old. Which also goes a long way towards explaining atlantico's spew.
     
  16. dlrouen

    dlrouen Well-Known Member

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    Jun 6, 2012
    No, you're not the only one.

    NJShredMachine & Co. was awesome while it lasted. I'm sure he'll find his way back here soon with new adventures to talk about and an iPhone 12.
     
    Last edited: Dec 5, 2013
  17. Poseidon

    Poseidon Well-Known Member

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    Aug 23, 2013
    who is this guy and what happened to him? just spent hte last hour going through the history. this guy cant be for real hahaha

     
  18. Poseidon

    Poseidon Well-Known Member

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    Aug 23, 2013
    and some more gems

     
  19. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    ^^^^Classic shred. Amazing what you'll find digging around in that mine.
     
  20. rcarter

    rcarter Well-Known Member

    Jul 26, 2009
    LOL those are funny. I think that second one was directed at me for insulting him about something. Now I'm really missing the Shredhead. Maybe if we get some 23 footers he will come back with stories.