Why I miss the shredmachine

I love it, the one where he threatens to commit murder for talking about his mom was directed at me...I had told him that I was banging his mom and he pulled out the death threats...I have to admit, I was very scared...lol..NOT!

But, enough of this nonsense, I have to go work on my duck diving patterns.

 

Koki that's something to be proud of right there...lest we not forget more NJSM gold:

"Surfing, bench pressing, you name it, it's ON!"

That might be the epitaph on my grave.

 

Needless I say more, OMG I totaly forgot about that Shredism! And Seldom that woudl be a great epitaph.

 

Lol...ah, the memories.

 

Wouldn't it? On the other side of my grave, in case anybody's offended, maybe I'll put "to it's their own".

 

I like this gem from him:

or this one:

Or this one, gog there are sooo many good ones!

 

^^^^^Gold.

 

If NJshred was a 12-year old, his writing and trolling skills were rather prodigious. His blend of Ctrl+C research, American materialism, and agro-narcissism was a potent elixir which even the most stoic members could not resist. While it wasn't exactly parody, it was surely more than mere trolling.

I refuse to believe that AtlanticO was the puppet master. His TIQ (Troll Intelligence Quotient), as evidenced by his lack of restraint and creativity, is rather substandard for a 12 year old, which is depressing as he is approximately 10 years older.

It is likely that we will never know his true identity. Is it legal for the Admin to check the records and tell us, at the very least, if the machine still lurks among us mere mortals? I don't know. Maybe I don't want to know.

In a way, we all keep coming back to him in our darker moments, nourished not quite by hate, but by hope and laughter. We carry on through this Valley of the Dumbed, in his memory, hoping that some members may, against all odds and comprehension, not be real; we hope, essentially, for the sake of the human race.

Long live the Legends of the Shred.

 

speaking of trolls, this sounds like something spicoli would say.

 

One of us needs to write a book on the life of NJShredMachine

 

ahhh death threats. i've had at least a dozen from rcarter. the cops are currently closing in to make an arrest on him. yankee too

 

Wow look at that OceanO set the record for fastest ban in SI history! Thank the lord!

 

Man after his AO account got banned he was just chomping at the bit to get back on as OO and talk smack again...life must be great if internet smack talking is that fulfilling. It'll be interesting to see if Emass resurfaces now, cuz I think Mr. Bear is on to something.

Kinda fitting it happened in this thread, he shoulda been taking notes on shred if he wanted to troll us, shred had such a longer shelf life.

Sury surfy today boys no worky for me.

 

Yep, Shred was the best troll ever. Catch a wave for me man, I'm stuck in the office today plus the surf ain't to great here anyway.

 

Will do brotha man, I'll get two for ya.

 

Have fun, Seldom...wish I was able to make it into the water today.

 

im really curious what you have to say to get two accounts banned in a day.

 

Amen bruddah