Why is this surfing site packed full of nonsurfing techno weeenies!!!!!

turtle weenies are more interesting

 

Brads a good guy, surfs really good, and is always positive. He's a motivator. Not sure if that translates properly on an SI thread. I can see Doug and him getting off to a pensive start. Doug charges too and his dark sarcasm is hilarious when Im in a bad mood. Brad, occasionally Doug surfs by us, im gonna crack up if you two meet in the water by chance. Cheers gents

 

I don't understand this thread at all.





Should be real surfers like the lineup but its so not? Brah. WTF is a real surfer.


Lineup ain't always peaches and cream.





You okay? What you been up to? Also not sure why you are mentioning your contest surfing or your motocross. Hey if those things are true then I am sure you can add to our lives via the internet much better than you have in this thread.

BTW I have never driven a motorcycle and I kinda hope I never do. That is some crazy sheeet. Props to you for doing it and also knowing your limits/proper risk management.

 

It is actually just like the lineup.

80% filler
10% respected elders
10% performers

Then you.

 

I would never go in the ocean. Fishes make poops in there. And my hair might get wet.

 

Were you one of those kids in high school that wore Fox shwag head-to-toe and went around going "BRRAAAHHHHHHPPP!!! BRAHP BRAHHHHHHHHHHP!" making your cute little motorbicycle noises?

 

real surfers are too busy banging hot chicks, partying, smoking top shelf shrubbery, and instagramming themselves in the process. they don't have time for this type of poppycock.

 

Jebus Christ Bradley Pooper you are at it again. After yesterday I thought you had calmed down and understood what SI was about. Keep in mind when boasting that in addition to the properties of yours I found info on yesterday I also dug up your old MX results from 2006,208 and 2011. If you were scared by the data I found in 10 min imagine what I can find when not restricted by work firewalls and time constraints. Keep in mind that all the info I am finding is publicly available (i'm not some great hacker) so I'm not violating your privacy, especially considering how much of an internet footprint you have.

 

Oh and I do hope your kid feels better, my son was sick last week, all snotty and gross.

 

A hello and goodbye thread all in one. At least brad was efficient...

 

This made me laugh sooooo fukin hard!

 

I have to say, I do try.

 

lolol...

 

Brad don't let em kill your buzz. I try and only post positive because inside im dark as fack, so I try and put out only good stuff. Keep doing your thing