why merica is the best country in the world and best at everythang.

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by Sandblasters, Sep 30, 2013.

  1. Sandblasters

    Sandblasters Well-Known Member

    May 4, 2013
    here in merica we are the ****, we win all world wars and win even civil wars with yourself, our-self myself who knows. we eat freedom fries and surf the best 23 foot waves in the world. if you **** with merica your going to have a bad time. rip our an american heart and it bleeds red,white and ****ing blue. that is all
     
  2. Paddington Jetty Bear

    Paddington Jetty Bear Well-Known Member

    Apr 23, 2013
    Blaster of ye Sand,

    I'm going with Canada as the best nation. I would throw in some of them Scandanavian countries as they don't have any Camden's or East St. Louis's and enjoy high qualities of life, but they eat strange things and I can't stand their languages.

    This: "ggfrestraggjtst" is NOT a word. Those dudes hate vowels............

    I knew a boy in California and his mom was Danish.....not a blonde but olive...........and she was horrible. Strange people if you ax me.....The chick, now get this, put butter on PB&J sanwiches.......The yellow butter.......That's F'd up dudes.....She was a total wackadoo. Hey Mrs. King, F@#$ you, B%$#. Your son's probably jackin' it in San Diego right now. You religious zealot, dictator.
     

  3. chicharronne

    chicharronne Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2006
  4. bassplayer

    bassplayer Well-Known Member

    309
    Oct 2, 2012
    We have the best women too. Every one of ours would equal three somewhere else. Thanks Micky D's! We don't wanna see no ribcage.
     
  5. hinmo24t

    hinmo24t Well-Known Member

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    Jan 16, 2012
    def he greatest/accomplished country the world has ever seen. liberty is one hell of a gift that deserves respect and should set a precedent for the world.
     
  6. Sandblasters

    Sandblasters Well-Known Member

    May 4, 2013
    long live premier bush !
     
  7. aka pumpmaster

    aka pumpmaster Well-Known Member

    Apr 30, 2008
  8. ClemsonSurf

    ClemsonSurf Well-Known Member

    Dec 10, 2007
    I like Clemson University so this hurts twice (not so much this year however).

    Clemsoning (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Clemsoning) has been used lately to describe an act of delivering an inexplicably disappointing performance.

    I feel like our current leadership is Clemsoning real bad right now from the top down. This is the most divisive time in our history since Viet Nam, IMO, and with no real change in sight. This administration has never passed a budget and has been funded solely through continuing resolutions. Someone isn't doing their job. The federal govt has take so much power from the states and their people.

    I think another viable definition of Clemsoning is to play down to the level of your opponent and that is what the USA is currently doing.
     
  9. Spunjer

    Spunjer Active Member

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    Aug 10, 2013
    she was trying to be patriotic, brah. isn't peanut butter brown, purple grape jellyand butter yellow their flag color?
     
  10. chicharronne

    chicharronne Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2006
    Better than Kaiser Romney. Someone mentioned Liberty and freedom. Yeah he forgot freedoms. THEY hate us for that. Little did they know, our freedom comes with having rich azzholes running the country for the wealthy. We get the schitt trickling down. Thank you sir, may I have another drop of your ball sweat for my thirsty child?
     
  11. BeachCruiser01

    BeachCruiser01 Well-Known Member

    65
    Sep 14, 2007
    +1

    As we lose our freedoms at home, our enemies around the world will continue to hate us. Our economic imperialism as grown into multinational corporation owning media outlets, politicians and everything in between. Keeping the apathetic masses busy trying to eake out a living and the barely in-tune left-right culture warriors busy fighting amongst themselves to engage on the big picture.

    Its no accident that Bush abandoned his "we are not the worlds police force" pledge and Obama has been continuing to expand the surveillance state that was started years ago. We r owned.

    'murca
     
  12. HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI

    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI Well-Known Member

    Sep 17, 2013
    I was supposed to go participate in my community and make myself an informed citizen, but dancing with the stars is on and Tony Danza is still a mega hunk

    'Murca!
     
  13. natkitchen

    natkitchen Well-Known Member

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    Mar 29, 2011
    They really do make the best furniture...just sayin...
     
  14. aka pumpmaster

    aka pumpmaster Well-Known Member

    Apr 30, 2008
    now way the amish do!!
     
  15. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    The Amish do make some nice furniture.
     
  16. 252surfer

    252surfer Well-Known Member

    Dec 1, 2010
    america is ****ed.... but for now, it probably is the country with the most opportunity for the most people. i honestly want to move out of the U.S. before the **** hits the fan here but i need to be able to supprot myself and my family. maybe i can find an science job in indo or fiji....
     
  17. Mad Atom

    Mad Atom Well-Known Member

    615
    Jul 16, 2013
    This is THE phrase of this fall, and it kills me every time.

    I like surfing.
     
  18. Cuck Taylor

    Cuck Taylor Well-Known Member

    853
    Jul 6, 2013
    [video=youtube_share;xhNneU5shTs]http://youtu.be/xhNneU5shTs[/video]
     
  19. Sandblasters

    Sandblasters Well-Known Member

    May 4, 2013
    if you dont like it here in merka you can get the hell out, and quit takin our jerbs dammit. this message has been approved by your local kkk branch.
     
  20. dudeclimbing

    dudeclimbing Well-Known Member

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    Apr 16, 2013
    I'll just say this one thing!

    Just cause we can, because we can!

    Its called freedom!