Why NJ will always rule over the south

Agreed.
Plus we've got warm water advantage on Cali. They're waves are great, but in NJ I'm surfing in my board shorts 5+ months of the year. Best all around.

 

Idk man, there's a lot of guys from Florida on here and it seems pretty consistent down there.

 

6. Stronger than the storm.
7. Cheese balls
8. They came up with a cure for VD.

 

Don't forget pork roll.

 

Someone is speaking rationally, you're welcome round these parts anytime broseph

 

better gyms....LOL. prob with big mirrors to look at yourself

 

In addition to spray tan booths complete with fully automatic hair gel applicators and Jager Bomb energy drinks

 

Hahaha thank you sir.

 

LOL. funny.

didn't they replace the tap water with jager in Jersey? or was it Brawndo?

 

It's actually a proprietary mixture of Jäger, Heineken, Muscle Milk, Red Bull, and a bit of sea salt from Deal.

Maybe you guys haven't seen the public service announcement a few years back...

[video=youtube;Q5QJ9i_o5vo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5QJ9i_o5vo[/video]

 

Spray tanning. Brah, is that not the WORST smelling schitt ever second to Newark?

Any girl I date is not allowed to put that toxic waste on her skin. If they do, I refuse to be in the same room with them for at least 72 hours. I'm not kidding. That stuff makes me ill. Smells worse than a used diaper... filled with... Indian food.

 

Brawndo's got what plants crave. It's got electrolytes!

 

Smells like Bigfoot's d*ck!

 

Brah, feats of strength aren't exclusive to Jerz. I've been donning baggies here in Massholestonfieldville since early May and don't expect the 3/2 to go on until Halloween at the earliest, and with a sustained North Atlantic Drift, the minimalist attire may extend through Clemmy's Thanksgiving bash. I've been pissing in the water at my break incessantly to prevent any upwelling and push the baggie wearing to indefinite.

 

She has beautiful eyes!!! And her hair smells like CINNAMON!!!

 

Holy schitt...AO/OO and dlrouen, my stoke for the Jäger reference prevented me from noticing the Idiocracy reference. Excellent material!

 

my favorite movie! it was filmed reality TV style in jersey right?

gotta love jersey....it does have some damn fun waves. i honestly wish i lived there. i know it's got plenty of haters, but all i care about is surfing. f*uck all the other sh!t. maybe i'll build a bunker like Archy.

also gotta love jager. nothing like jager on a hot day! haha

 

haha. "why you tryin' to read them words...you some kinda f*g?"

too many funny lines in that movie to even get started on.

 

You just don't like us cause we bang your mom on the reg.