Why surfing is better than bodyboarding

Discussion in 'Global Surf Talk' started by Kahuna Kai, Apr 15, 2014.

  1. Kahuna Kai

    Kahuna Kai Well-Known Member

    Dec 13, 2010
    Look shart-****er, I avoided ****ting in your litter box, go back to your segregated bodyboard man massage fest
     
  2. Kahuna Kai

    Kahuna Kai Well-Known Member

    Dec 13, 2010
    you rollerblader of the sea you
     

  3. N1KH2O

    N1KH2O Member

    17
    Feb 7, 2014
    and yet another picture of a bodyboarder on his/her stomach... I think its great that in the 70's a dude was able to figure out a way to get talentless individuals into the water safely
     
  4. shark-hunter

    shark-hunter Well-Known Member

    Apr 29, 2012
    What the hell is wrong with rollerblades? Good way to get some exercise. Now we are hating on rollerblades? lol
     
  5. Mad Atom

    Mad Atom Well-Known Member

    615
    Jul 16, 2013
    Not my point, homes. I was trying to discredit your picture. I assume the intent of the picture was to cast spongers in a positive light since it showed the sponger out in front, and therefore in a sense winning that wave.

    I agree fully agree regarding surfers snaking waves. It's more than prevalent, and damned dangerous.
     
  6. Mad Atom

    Mad Atom Well-Known Member

    615
    Jul 16, 2013
    Aerials for sure go to the body boarders. They've been killing flips for some time now. Anyone notice that when doing aerials, body boarders look exactly like frogs flying through the air? It kills me...
     
  7. Kahuna Kai

    Kahuna Kai Well-Known Member

    Dec 13, 2010
    Sure fruit booting is a great way to get exercise, but then you have to break the news to your friends that you're a rollerblader.
     
  8. Kahuna Kai

    Kahuna Kai Well-Known Member

    Dec 13, 2010
    says the other guy on the forum hahaha
     
  9. shark-hunter

    shark-hunter Well-Known Member

    Apr 29, 2012
    I don't think I'd have an issue with that(I don't rollerblade though). You have some serious issues about appearing "manly". Not exactly sure how rollerblading is not manly though

    But, maybe it's time for you to come out of the closet? It must be hard work trying to always appear "manly".
     
    Last edited: Apr 16, 2014
  10. Kahuna Kai

    Kahuna Kai Well-Known Member

    Dec 13, 2010
    Not really tough at all. I'm a viking.
     
  11. Kahuna Kai

    Kahuna Kai Well-Known Member

    Dec 13, 2010
    My boyfriend tells me I'm manly all the time too.
     
  12. Special Whale Glue

    Special Whale Glue Well-Known Member

    Oct 8, 2011
    Because there is only one way to get a stand-up barrel.
     
  13. Kahuna Kai

    Kahuna Kai Well-Known Member

    Dec 13, 2010
    and he's a body boarder.
     
  14. brewengineer

    brewengineer Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2011
  15. HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI

    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI Well-Known Member

    Sep 17, 2013
    is your name mike stewart? do you know him? have you fondled his foam?
     
  16. N1KH2O

    N1KH2O Member

    17
    Feb 7, 2014
    I'm almost positive that most anyone can white knuckle a wave like that. I see many surfers who pull off great looking waves on their stomach like this after missing the pop... so I suppose we should all be stoked for Mike and every sponger for that matter, they're so close to actually catching a wave.

    If bodyboarding is so great, why do most spongers strive to drop knee or fully stand on there board?
     
  17. HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI

    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI Well-Known Member

    Sep 17, 2013
    brew that is super sick

    now, here is where boogers do best:
    [video=youtube;Q_5QjI7ILvA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_5QjI7ILvA[/video]

    I am willing to bet no stand up wants a part of that

    Id bodysurf it, but its different, fun, but not like standing up
     
  18. EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

    Apr 16, 2013
    You're really gonna chastise the pup for not truly getting to all fours (his equivalent of our standing)? Wait a minute...if he's on his stomach, then he's a BODYBOARDER!!!! So you just ripped on your own kind.

    Btw...you WOULD be a cat person. Can't trust a cat person.

    zach - the top pic (one that sharC*** was ripping on) has to be the best canine surf pic I've seen yet. That pup is dropping in from a decent height on a clean wave!!