Why SwellInfo is superior to Magic Sea Weed

Every day that I log onto SI, i like you more.

no homo tho

 

Thanks Hawky, you're a good feller too.

 

Why SI is better then MSW^^

 

I have to stand with the msw.

the only reason for is they actually post new pictures,have good reading articles,and good videos.

as far as forecasting si is much more accurate,and the forum is a lot better.does msw have a forum?i just read the articles,its like a bootleg surfline

 

This thread will lead to the eventual takeover of MSW, I can feel it!

Here's a tip for some:

Swellinfo for East Coast, Surfline for West Coast, and MSW for queers

 

I hate Surfline. Especially "Social Absorption".

 

Never been round those parts.

You guys over here fulfill all my needs. I'm like a newly wed who has yet to have the thought about screwing around on my c**t of a wife.

 

That's a keeper.

You're on fire dude, make it happen Cap'n.

 

+1 on hating surfline's social absorption. Sh!t makes me vomit.

 

social absorbtion is theyr agenda to further the surfing industrial complex.i don't care wtf u were wearing on Tuesday or your gopro angles.and I really hate this degradification(is this even a word lol) of the women surfers.I see 6 yr olds that been surfing for 2 weeks surf better than them.back in the day the women were chargers,layne beachly,Rochelle ballard,and they were all ugly as phuk which was great because we could focus on their surfing rather than their buutees.I have nothing against those buutays,but when u been following a girl like Alana since she was 8 and whos the same age as your neice,I cant even look at her photos I feel like a pedophile.now its happeneing with steph Gilmore,sally Fitzgibbons,etc.yea sex sells,but its surfing we are trying to sell.back then women were ugly and surfed the way surfing should be done,now its hot young girls who cant surf for shyt.instead of sending an edit to roxy or whatever,all u have to do is send a selfie with your a$$.and plus the bonus of going to the beach is seeing all the hotties on the beach in bikinis,i don't want those hotties in the lineup.they have more toned abs than my beer belly,not sexy.

and for the record,the hottest female surfer is maya gabriera.she has tits,which none of the pro women have,she has a great azz,shes pretty,and knows how to work them hips on a wave which is a double bonus.lol see if I get an infraction of that

 

I think swell info is the best, and i have checked out all three. Msw is for kiddies and surfline wants you to pay for everything. Swell info is the best.

 

LOL, so much of this is true.

FWIW, Rell Sunn from the 70's was easy on the eyeballs and surfed with tons of soul.

Margo Godfrey was not so handsome but surfed like a man.

Maya Gabiera is def hott. But Cep, we all know how you is aboot dem Brazza's, brah.