wide, thin, and heavy at the point

So is my *****

 

^^ HOF right there

 

Hey Roy,
Your boards are really neat in a folk art sense but does/can anyone ever get barrelled on one of those contraptions? Please give us some footage of some double black diamond surf, the bunny slope is woefully unimpressive. Pretty sure NZ has plenty of spots to really test your creations out. Get a qualified test pilot (stig) to go out and put the hammer down. Don't be afraid of failure, he might even come out of one. We desperately need the entertainment.

 

I must admit I was quiet intrigued by.....the orange wetsuit!!
You are an "unusual" person, Roy....very unusual. But that is a good thing...not a bad thing.
Keep on surfing. BTW, looked like a nice wave/location you were surfing at.

 

I'd like to borrow that board for one wave. Just to walk it. Then I'd give it back.

 

brah, he has had plenty of Grade A top human surfers pilot them

the kindest thing I heard from one is 'his board is challenging' and when I asked for more info, he clearly didnt want to talk ish so he ended with (the board) is 'more of a novelty'

Roy is a genius in one way, a colossal canoe in many other ways

 

Whalerus, where the phuk you been?

 

Thought Roy was refering to this:

 

Holy Smokes!! That thing looks like a bulldozer plowing through the line up! I cant believe it floats. Good for you. Looks like it only takes both feet to turn.

 

Oh, Bury.

 

Envy will get you nowhere. Stick to posting videos of boobs.

 

Ola Roy! Looks like it is a very fun ride, and a beautiful board. Too hard to turn for me, but the glide must feel amazing on that wave. Why do you have both a tunnel fin and the big displacement keel? How does that work?

 

Zagaffer is Roy Stuart.

 

Randy Rarick?

 

Only one thing needed:

Orange booties.

 

Que the rumble of thunder, bolts of lightning, and the loud neighing of horses!