Winter in the Southeast and Stingrays

Discussion in 'Southeast' started by notaseal, Dec 7, 2015.

  1. mattinvb

    mattinvb Well-Known Member

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    Sep 9, 2014
    yeah you are, but that was funny as sh!t
     
  2. sisurfdogg

    sisurfdogg Well-Known Member

    Jun 17, 2013
    Same as coral reef. Board easier to fix than feet, less painfull.

    To avoid: Very easy. Do a backwards slapdown (arms extended sideways to take the impact - wax on wax off) in the whitewater in front of you so you don't penetrate the surface too abruptly and get eaten alive or stung on the cock by Killer Stingrays. This maneuver will require a 180 degree pirouette dismount in front of your board at a 20 degree angle minimum away from the nose to avoid impact with the board. Yelling "Krikey Mate!!!" is discouraged, as it attracts large sea snakes, the most poisonous in the entire bloody ocean.
     
    Last edited: Dec 8, 2015

  3. sisurfdogg

    sisurfdogg Well-Known Member

    Jun 17, 2013
    Ha! They let me post cock but not **** Dale