winter surfing tips

People shouldn't be allowed to write for public consumption, let alone be paid for writing items for public consumption, when they can't get the difference between 'your' and 'you're.'

That one, and 'judgement' vis a vis 'judgment' .....hayzeus h keerist.

Save that grammar school moron level dingus incompetency for your aunt sally.

 

This forum is amazing YALLS CRAY

 

your IG surf posts make me think of slow motion abortions

 

maybe, but your surfing is embarrassing and your surf writing is pedantic trite

 

Pretty gay write-up.

 

Whoa social Suniliarity in progress

 

#9/12

 

I don't mean to be a dik, but since you're asking

"Stop mind surfing because were going to give you all the tips to survive a nasty winter when the waves are pumping "

 

ugh
its like this article is written by a clown surfer for even clownier surfers

makes me cringe

 

Those are the articles we think of when we ask "what is wrong with surfing".

 

Is that supposed to be a sentence? If you're in college, or you went to college, you need to get your money back.

 

Written by morons for morons.

Could somebody please post instructions on how to put on surf trunks correctly? It's soooo confusing for all the kids out there.

 

The first thing that will confuse the kids is the term surf trunks. There (misused the form of they're on porpoise) now known as board shorts. What's that loop thingy on the front of my rash guard four?

 

bro, you lay them down and make sure they are flat, with two holes cleary visible under the giant waist hole, elave them untied.
then you jump into them, making sure you land on your tippy toes and dont step on the fabric*. once you are in midair jumping onto the leg holes, make sure you reach your hands down and grab the trunks and yank them up in a smooth upward jerking motion. this will ensure that as your toes land on the substrate your trunks will be flying up your legs and be at least knee height by the time you land on your toes. Once you land, on your toes, keep your heels up so the bottom of the trunks doesn't get caught on the back of your foot. now that your trunks are working their way up your legs, courtesy of your hands and arms, you can be thankful.
So. Now. The waist band is progressing past both legs (hopefully its above the knee by now) at the same time the bottom of the legs of the trunks are past your feet. Once the trunks have passed your feet you can depress your heels, come off your tiptoes and then remain flat footed as you pull them up

you may want to use a bowline knot to time them and if you have button trunks, be sure to have Iloveswell do the button for you, cause its too complicated otherwise


*if you have stretchy trunks, its ok to step on the fabric a little bit

 

bro
your article is sh1t, its only useful to people from the midwest who have never seen the ocean before, or clueless goons that come for the summer
your surfing is sh1t, its all mediocre, I'm sure you have fun, but no one wants to see poor form and bad positioning on waves that aren't photo worthy

you are in NO POSITION to give anyone surf advice
let me say that again
YOU. are in NO POSITION to give ANYONE surf advice

you are like the kid who was a benchwarmer, got called in for one play, and expects the varsity letter
congrats millennial, you are NOT A SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE.
You are just like the rest of your mediocre generation
You are a part of cohort of crybabies demanding 'safe spaces' and celebrating non events

stick to sleeping bag write ups, or I will bust out photos of your mom